I have not had a girlfriend in 24 years, so no

Yes. Hit ‘em with a killer drill beat n rhymes, then just walk away and see how she follows you.

I wouldn't mind a real doll.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Cherry2000
"That's a dumb question, Miss Glenn’s Organ."

Buy a sex robot instead. They'll be widely available soon.

Well. If you're a female , I can only say stay the hell away from these 3 posters.
Mauricio
Wildman Wizard
Frankenfag aka Fugazi
The only poster who had his account banned 4 times without ever breaking any rules each of those times.

Don't you have any close family.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

𝐊𝐢𝐰𝐢

I've got people who love me
Wow. Okay.
No need to brag.

I've got people who love me, I just want to have sex.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

𝐊𝐢𝐰𝐢

Criminal offensive side eye.

You two were made for each other. Rocketkiwi is dead. Long live Kenny.

U r very much loved

You’re stealing my material.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

𝐊𝐢𝐰𝐢

Why would I cry over cocktails? They’ve never let me down.

Lucky in life.
Unlucky in love.
That’s my motto.
Wanna get together and cry over cocktails?
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

𝐊𝐢𝐰𝐢

Cry and accept you’ll die unloved. That’s what I do.

If you ain’t got nothin then you got nothin to lose.
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

I've never been on a date.
Just find some drunk slut and take her home before someone else does.
My password is password.

Are you single.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

If I could turn back the clock I would be too
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He's a 42 year old virgin.
My password is password.

Beat adivce I can give is to not date at all lol.
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