Once while ****ing I felt like I cracked my knuckles but in my dick and I googled broken dick. That was one of the results.
Once you see the pictures it’s kinda hard to forget
Stop.

Lol
Welcome to Filmboards. The short bus of movie chat forums.

How would you know?

Peyronie disease. Fugazi has it.
Stop.

Your post actually reminded me of a gay porn star whose dick was shaped almost like a curved faucet. But apparently, he got it fixed in later porn videos he did. I forgot his name.
It was unique, tho.
I hope a bear throw a book at you, moon at you, and do a tap dance wearing a thong and leather boots.

I doubt they would laugh. They have no sense of humor there..
That's why I stopped posting.
Yes. I have an account. I no longer post.
Three reasons…
1, I don't like the antiquated format.
2, They really aren't friendly or welcoming.
3, I can't remember my damned password!!!
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

I considered, but I know those assholes will laugh at me. Do you have an account there?

Go ask the people over at MovieChat… that is, if you can navigate your way.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

Whew. I was feeling awkward about the sideways blowjobs I was getting.

Not at all.
My password is password

You sent yourself a dick pic?

I was once sent a dick pic by someone whose dick was at an angle. Pointed south though I think.

Not at all. I can just have more fun here than MovieChat. They ban people left and right over there.

You're obviously someone who doesn't like SemiAnimus so you created an account here to impersonate him and post embarrassing threads.
My password is password

What do you mean? I
am
SemiAnimus.

You must really hate SemiAnimus.
My password is password