"Is this your snot rag? Then I have your DNA. Let me know if you want mine too."

Asking a girl "is this is your snot rag" is the worst pickup advice ever.
My password is password

And so it is. And so it shall remain. And so it always shall be.
No woman will ever be interested in you because you ARE who you are.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

I'd rather be dateless than pretend to be someone I'm not or act in a way that isn't me.
ᴳᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ

Yep! I returned with an advent calendar surprise:
https://www.filmboards.com/board/t/One-week-until-Christmas!-3488548/

You're back!
ᴳᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ

She wouldn't want a handkerchief from the disgusting floor. Give her something she'd actually want back, like a compact mirror or birth control pills.

Changes tune.
Without strife, your victory has no meaning.
Without strife, you do not advance.
Without strife, there is only stagnation.

It helps if you're good-looking.

Believe Me, Im surrounded by a lot hot girlz. And ignoring dem is custom so doing that wont get you ****. It’s wat everybody does.
Without strife, your victory has no meaning.
Without strife, you do not advance.
Without strife, there is only stagnation.

Because they're not ignored.

Maybe true, but a lot of hot bitxhez dont chase.
Without strife, your victory has no meaning.
Without strife, you do not advance.
Without strife, there is only stagnation.

You'll get it, cos she'll be chasing you for your attention. The more you ignore her, the more desparate for your attention she'll get till she's jumping on you.

But then how do you get her contact,
And fk her?
Without strife, your victory has no meaning.
Without strife, you do not advance.
Without strife, there is only stagnation.