Great username
Stop.

Yes,this is very strange.

I didn’t. Maybe if I had some sleep night before and were a full on sociopath on viagra I’d do them both
Stop.

Uh huh. No one gets so much pussy on one single day, not even you
Fuck you
My password is password

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Stop.

That's oversharing rtghz here, and what do we know about people who are oversharing? Exactly, they're most likely lying.
Don't be an Actrick.
Here'e my suggestion, immediately send me your exe's number, so i can confirm your story with her, granted it is true. Thank you very much.
My password is password

I will but you a plane
Looks like you got a little too excited and it caused a typo. Or something.
My password is password

I will but you a plane
Stop.

Can't you just get on your broom and fly to him?
My password is password

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Bros, the chick I was boning for a year just texted me asking what I’m doing tonight. I haven’t seen her for 2 months!
What a glorious day. If only I felt better.
Stop.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

That’s a good idea. I don’t know that it’s a good idea for this one but I think that’s a step up from “I’ll make you dinner” since it’s interactive
Stop.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

What kinda trashy community college girls are y’all dating . I would have loved a cooking date even at 19 .
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

lmao if it was a woman in her 30’s as well maybe but no 19 year old girl is gonna be down for that
she’s probs just gonna want some taco bell rail some mdma and get dicked down

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

And instead of just making the diner yourself invite her to cook it with you and have a few bottles of wine ready. Those are my favorite type of dates.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Quit playing games with my heart
Stop.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

Casually it’s fine because but don’t catch feelings and don’t play with those girls’ emotions. Things like that stay with us our entire lives.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Yeah that’s what I’m asking about is casual filings. I do not want to date her
Stop.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

Legally it’s fine but from the standpoint of maturity and where you two are in life it makes no sense. It’s hard to believe a 19 year old in college could have anything in common with a 34 year old man who has far more life experience and is in a completely different place in life.
But I’m not going to get on here and be a hypocrite because in my early 20s I definitely liked to date older guys like 35-40. None of those relationships were serious enough to warrant us having a lot in common though. They were just casual flings.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

i dont think he would stoop that low. but if she has a itchy trugger finger daddy or brother Vlad may have to go on the run

And she'll invite all her teenage friends over and make it a party! That means alcohol and drugs and underage teenagers. As the only adult present, that's a lot of felony charges being put on him. Putin is definitely going to prison.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

She lives an hour away
she live on a dirt road in the back woods? 2 hr round trip booty call for her so,yeah, she's gonna have your address saved and she will definitely be a return engagement who doesn't take "no" easily

22 but not 19?
Stop.