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Platonic_Caveman — 5 years ago(May 15, 2020 07:55 PM)

"Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looking at…your…..glorious ass!!", "Ooooooh!", "Mmmmmm!", etc, and they knew what I meant so they would quickly straighten up, turn to face me, and stare at me in horror as I enter the room to get the stuff I need for preparing the food. They knew I was just messing with them, but they couldn't help it. Even several servers laughed at their paranoia.
Then one day one of them got mad and said, "Shut yo ass up before I come over your momma's house and **** her!" to which I replied, "Not before I blow your daddy first, darling.".
That is real gay liberation, not gay marriage. Fuck same-sex marriage and if you know me you know I'm serious.
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You need to check out
@Vlad
. the ugly wheit d!ck's underwear.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race,_Evolution,_and_Behavior

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646418https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646418Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:45 GMT]]>xX 0ogatz xX — 5 years ago(May 17, 2020 09:27 AM)

Has platonic caveman hacked your account?
IM NOT A MONGO IM NOT I NEVER WAS STOP IT

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646417https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646417Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:45 GMT]]>None — 5 years ago(May 17, 2020 09:23 AM)

It’s funnier watching someone with saggy pants run while having to keep pulling them up. I’ve seen that happen at least twice.
God that was a stupid fashion.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646416https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646416Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:44 GMT]]>The Real Donna — 5 years ago(May 17, 2020 02:33 AM)

I dont. Guys in my community stopped sagging their pants. Im glad too because they were always pulling them up it was annoying to look at. Imagine having to walk around constantly having to pull up your pants or saghing while your belt is around your upper thigh.
My weight fluctuates about 5lbs so often my pants are loose around my waiste. If i forget to wear a belt. My pants sag. Its annoying to have to constantly pull my pants up as im walking and i can imagine how having the belt around my upper thigh would limit my movement as im walking.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646415https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646415Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:43 GMT]]>Kitty❤️ — 5 years ago(May 16, 2020 04:40 PM)

Lol I had a feeling you’d say that haha
But all joke aside innocent 😇
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I couldn’t care about seeing boys arses to be honest I’d rather not
Jesus Christ is Lord ✝️

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646412https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646412Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:42 GMT]]>Platonic_Caveman — 5 years ago(May 16, 2020 04:20 PM)

None said...
Oh I don’t mind being called a breeder. It make me feel like I’m raising pedigree humans which I can then sell at the market.
Honestly, the most important role most people perform in society is raising good human beings.
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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646411https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646411Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:41 GMT]]>None — 5 years ago(May 16, 2020 04:12 PM)

Platonic_Caveman said...
Straight couples with fertility problems usually adopt. So they're still breeders by proxy.
Oh I don’t mind being called a breeder. It make me feel like I’m raising pedigree humans which I can then sell at the market.

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None said...
Biologically it’s true but it being the primary purpose does not exclude the other purposes otherwise couples with fertility problems would just halt proceedings and find something else to do.
Straight couples with fertility problems usually adopt. So they're still breeders by proxy.
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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646409https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646409Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:40 GMT]]>None — 5 years ago(May 16, 2020 04:01 PM)

Biologically it’s true but it being the primary purpose does not exclude the other purposes otherwise couples with fertility problems would just halt proceedings and find something else to do.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646408https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646408Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:40 GMT]]>Platonic_Caveman — 5 years ago(May 16, 2020 03:27 PM)

Plenty of heterosexuals believe that. You even said it the other day and it was totally out of context.
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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646407https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646407Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:39 GMT]]>None — 5 years ago(May 16, 2020 09:17 AM)

The primary purpose of all human sexuality is reproduction. Many people just ignore that and hope for the best.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646406https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646406Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:39 GMT]]>TheBookBears — 5 years ago(May 17, 2020 05:10 PM)

None said...
If God wanted population control he’d just have to tell certain groups that communicate with him to stop having so many damn kids.
True.
I even know two guy who have eight and nine kids respectively! It's insane.
I hope a bear throw a book at you, moon at you, and do a tap dance wearing a thong and leather boots.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646405https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646405Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:38 GMT]]>None — 5 years ago(May 17, 2020 09:26 AM)

If God wanted population control he’d just have to tell certain groups that communicate with him to stop having so many damn kids.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646404https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646404Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:38 GMT]]>TheBookBears — 5 years ago(May 16, 2020 06:54 PM)

It's kind of funny because there's the strong belief that gay men/lesbians are put in earth for population control. It's as if God said, "Whoops. Too many people. Better put gay men or lesbians to slow it down."
I hope a bear throw a book at you, moon at you, and do a tap dance wearing a thong and leather boots.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646403https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646403Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:37 GMT]]>Platonic_Caveman — 5 years ago(May 16, 2020 03:34 AM)

It's an insult when an uppity heterosexual believes his sexuality makes him superior. It knocks him down a peg. Put it in context. It's a retort when heterosexuals say if everyone was gay the human race would die out. That's why I said it's social commentary.
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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646401https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646401Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:36 GMT]]>Platonic_Caveman — 5 years ago(May 16, 2020 03:18 AM)

I was being a bit duplicitous with Anna. "Breeder" is a slur. It's the gay person's cynical alternative to your "". But I can say "" comfortably like a black person can say the 'n' word.
I doesn't matter if all heterosexuals want children. We're saying your sexuality is akin to that of bulls and cows. It's primary purpose is reproduction.
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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646400https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646400Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:36 GMT]]>Linda Chu — 5 years ago(May 16, 2020 02:38 AM)

Faggot isn't childish, it's a derogatory term and used with hatred. Breeder isn't really an insult, is it? Plus not all heterosexuals want children anyway.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646399https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646399Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:35 GMT]]>Platonic_Caveman — 5 years ago(May 16, 2020 01:30 AM)

Like "******"?
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]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646398https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646398Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:35 GMT]]>Linda Chu — 5 years ago(May 16, 2020 01:18 AM)

It's silly and childish.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646397https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/646397Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to "Thanks for the view!", "Open sasame!", "Now, open wide!", "I see there's the wide load", "Don't mind me. I'm just looki on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 17:09:34 GMT]]>Platonic_Caveman — 5 years ago(May 16, 2020 12:23 AM)

Social commentary, not a slur, Anna.
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