If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

It also stops the ladies from making a mess…
Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Squatting reduces splashing
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

They just get jealous, because they have to squat every time.
Norman! What did you put in my tea?

I'm surprised there aren't toilets with a bullseye on the bowl for guys to aim at for fun.
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“Plenty of porn” the **** you watching, Warren?
Anyways I think they like to hear a strong stream. They want to hear you making some noise in the bathroom when you hit the water. To know you have a strong penis. So maybe knock something down when you’re in there to drive that point home.
Stop.

You're welcome.
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Sophie
Ho Ho Ho

No but men enjoy it. One guy asked me to pee on him but as he got in the bath he cracked his head on the corner of the boiler which ruined the moment, thank god.
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Nah
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Probably not, but I have been told by a good bit of women that sometimes they wish they had a penis, to like pee with and stuff. It's usually not for sexual reasons.
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