Die slow faggotron

Kill yourself

Good on ya! Let em' know whose in charge.
Norman! What did you put in my tea?

Never stayed awake long enough to find out.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.

As long as I need it to, unless I forget to charge it

Not sure… I'll check her expiration date and get back to you
Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

None of your concern.

Cuz at that angle his dick actually shrank an inch.

He can last when he's on top but when I'm on top a couple strokes is all it takes
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

Proudly offering too-close encounters since 1977.

The only women you get are sluts, that you have to pay for Soul.
Better than nothing, innit?
Grade "A" Fully Loaded
"Sexy as Hell"

Tell, him not to worry about protection. I got condoms.
Didn't you know that a blow up sex doll doesn't need condoms?
I guess when one's desperate, they have to act like its the real thing and a pick up to add to the delusion of being wanted.
Norman! What did you put in my tea?

he will not be needing your condoms any time soon!
or ever.
As for you I'd wager you've had more rubber between your legs than the The Tour de France.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

My dear sweet Kirk is a Virgin and he will not be needing your condoms any time soon!

he's very protective of his mama.
Tell, him not to worry about protection. I got condoms.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

Excuse me young man I'm going to have to insist that you apologize to my son right this instant! He's very sensitive and he's very protective of his mama. This would be very upsetting for him to see.

Look. This is becoming tiresome. Go upstairs and tell your mother that I ain't interested and she is charging way to much for what she is offering. And let her know that using her kids as her personal attack dogs ain't cute. If she wants to negotiate she has my number.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

The only women you get are sluts, that you have to pay for Soul.
Gone

I'd have to see her picture first. I've seen you and you are goddamn gorgeous!
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

Sure, but you'd have to try it out with Chase too to make sure you had a decent sample size.
Hark! Harold the angel sings.

This is a fascinating question. With a condom well over an hour but without…? Cerridwen, perhaps you'd be willing to help me find out? For science. Of course we would have to go multiple times then average it out just to be sure the results were consistent.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

Kill yourself

la petite mort is a cruel mistress
Hark! Harold the angel sings.

No idea but I die.