In honor of your fall.

Thank you. It’s one thing to get rejected by the mile high club, but it’s another thing entirely to join the ten thousand mile fall club. Luckily some Colorado hippy in a blimp saved me.

Oh, so you were like Schwarzenegger in Commando, except it was against your will.
I applaud you for dealing with that.

I was literally thrown off a plane 10,000 miles in the air. Getting arrested would’ve been a walk in the park mayne

You should've been arrested.
You clearly weren't very subtle.

Yes on my last flight to Colorado I hit on one and then was slapped in the face and thrown off the plane

OIC. I've only flied coach. n/m

Hmm…It'd be interesting for them to say,
"Excuse me, sir. Do you need a blow job?"
That’s only in first class. It’s a choice of that, or a bag of mixed nuts. I wonder what most men would choose
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

It would be good for the first flight.
Then the novelty would wear off
A metaphor for life
Alba gu bràth

Hmm…It'd be interesting for them to say,
"Excuse me, sir. Do you need a blow job?"

I call them "Prostitutes without borders"
Alba gu bràth