Yes, my word choice was intentional.

Probably, not certainly
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Those that have to ask this question in order to know are probably guilty of it.

Yeah what a stupid bitch!!!
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and you tell me I have a problem!
relationships that come from the interwebz such as a place like this show how pathetic all of you are

Its Patrick's alter ego. I dont like it either. The skull emoji in his username scare me.

What the hell is a Leopold?
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Oh this is about Leopold.
Leopold and I were never officially dating. We discussed open relationship and that was it. Ever since we just were flirty online and sort of tried being friends. There was never any real cheating. I didnt like Lilith because she tried upstaging me. Lilith was his sock account anyway…

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I wish I had your problem. My husband never wants to come with me to the gym.
If you want a serious, non-either-or-fallacy answer, cheating varies depending on the couple. If you're in an open relationship, hardly anything is cheating. If you're in a monogamous relationship and have decided to be exclusive with each other, dating or sleeping with other people is cheating.
Hark! Harold the angel sings.

So what if I don’t want my girlfriend to accompany me to the gym? There is no way she’s going to be able to do what I do at the gym unless she’s already a very good strength athlete. Yet still, women want to go. They don’t want you to have any time to yourself.
So my stance on it is this. I want to do some things alone, without you, and my reality will dominate yours. I don’t want the girl to come with me. I don’t want her to know what I’m doing when I’m doing it. Even if she wants to. I want that place to be totally divorced from the rest of my life, or close to it
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Sure, but there's a difference between merely not telling someone everything you ever do and actively hiding something.
Hark! Harold the angel sings.

Why does someone have the right to know everything about what I do just because we are in a relationship? I don’t surrender that sort of autonomy that easy and nobody ever should give it up that easily.
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Assuming that your partner isn't an insane manifestation of the jealous type, if you're doing something with another person that you feel the need to hide, you're cheating.
Hark! Harold the angel sings.

I dunno
Shut it, rocket!

So why are you thinking of me and mr bee, Penny?
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That's what I thought.

In no world would I slip a man the tongue.
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If you tried to slip Mr bee the tongue I'd knock you out

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I mean monogamous
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You’ve been in monotonous relationships before and never cheated in them, right?
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