Cool story, bro.
Tell me, do you have Grindr? Scruff? Have a collection of personal images of naked men?
Anything that prove that you're straight.
I hope a bear throw a book at you, moon at you, and do a tap dance wearing a thong and leather boots.

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I'm too interested in the opposite sex to venture into uncharted territory
Confucius

Just with farm animals.

My chemistry parnter in jr high was a male so yeah we experimented alot with like chemicals and stuff.
We also had a ton of gay sex.

No
Hep: "I'll post a topless picture if you do the same ;)"

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How utterly boring I would find that.

Okay, so perhaps to you it's a word salad, but to me it's a coherent statement about the attractive power of Neil deGrasse Tyson. One of us is wrong.
Look, one of us might be behaving in a way that could indicate schizophrenia. It's not exactly impossible, although it is highly unlikely. Or, one of us could be struggling with their comprehension skills.
It's not easy to understand complicated sentences. That might be self-evident to some people, and it certainly is to me, but perhaps you're thinking it's just a jumbled up collection of words.
Either way, you're wrong. You're just damn wrong and you had better start accepting that otherwise you're just making things harder on yourself. It's not easy to get by in the modern world if you aren't useful. People who can't read are not useful. They're just not.
It's tragic, but then life is a tragedy, when you really stop and look at it. You know?

Thank you, Boardan. Your insightful word salad has inspired me to bloody do something with my life.
The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

I like Neil deGrasse Tyson. A lot. And I'm not just saying that to score 'racial diversity' points. I'm really not. Everybody should read his book Astrophysics for People in a Hurry. Because we're all busy, right? At least, as far as I can tell, we should be. If you're not, work harder, man. Get something done today. Do something meaningful with your life.
Anyways, it's like, he's so engaging, he's so enthusiastic. It's infectious. You'd have to be made of stone not to get drawn in by him. He really is infectious.
That's it, really. DeGrasse Tyson is like a disease.

The train is coming with shiny cars, comfy seats, and wheels of stars. Hush, little ones, have no fear; the man in the moon is the engineer.

No. Never felt any kind of desire at all.

Yes, in chemistry at college, my friend - of the same sex as me- and I, experimented with what would happen if we took phosphorus out of the bottle of liquid with DANGER written on the side.

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Fag
Ho Ho Ho

I am 100% heterosexual and only interested in women.
I stopped reading after this obvious lie.
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Hi PE.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

Just……..No
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

PE talking to himself.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

I did some experimenting in undergrad but it never culminated in any same sex relationship. I’m just not into girls.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

It does seem like you're into men

This.

Yes, PE. We already know you’re a homo.