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ProjectError™ — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 01:55 AM)

I have a bidet at home, and let me tell you, once you have a bidet you cannot go, to quote Ledger's Joker, "back to the way things were." You take it for granted and consider it a necessity.
You can **** in peace without having to worry about the hardships of wiping. it doesn't matter the texture, whether it's diarrhea, it'll rinse right clean! My bidet even has a steam setting to sanitize one's asshole/crack.
That said, whenever I have to **** at work or when I'm not home, the wiping after feels like work to me. I hate it. And I always chaffe my asshole because I rub so raw too clean that ****er as good as my bidet. It's a pain in the ass. Literally. And with dry wiping it's never truly clean. There's **** residue and bacteria.
That said, I hope my fiture wife is as good with her asshole hygiene as I am. I want her to get it waxed and ****. Well just the wax, not ****. I don't want her to be the type to just wipe after a diarrhea and then put panties over it. And then ask for sex. That's gross.
I want my future wife's asshole to be pristine, and golden, and have that sparkle that goes ding like when someone smiles in a cartoon with white teeth. It should be clean enough of which to eat off.
How would you describe your asshole values?
I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

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Using this is also effective

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I use wet flushable wipes and TP. I also try to time my showers after my poops. If I am doing anal play, I anal douche.
A bidet is nice, but not necessary. Plus, you can't just do a bidet. There needs to be some wiping… I guess unless yours is very high quality.
I don't care what the girl does as long as she wipes well and showers her asshole… but if we do butt play, she or he for that matter should clean it better than a goo wiping.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653431https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653431Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I want my future wife to share my asshole values on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:28 GMT]]>Roasted — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 03:43 AM)

🔥
ROASTED
🔥

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653430https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653430Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I want my future wife to share my asshole values on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:27 GMT]]>America — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 01:59 AM)

I want my future wife to share my asshole values
A very ambiguous statement.😃

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653429https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653429Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I want my future wife to share my asshole values on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:27 GMT]]>Vlad. — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 02:31 AM)

Amen
Stop.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653428https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653428Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I want my future wife to share my asshole values on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:26 GMT]]>ProjectError™ — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 02:25 AM)

Period juice, morning discharge, and daily poops.
Dude that is like the perfect title for a song.
I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653427https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653427Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I want my future wife to share my asshole values on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:26 GMT]]>Vlad. — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 02:04 AM)

Yeah you're going to have to be around their period juice, morning discharge, and daily poops.
Stop.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653426https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653426Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I want my future wife to share my asshole values on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:25 GMT]]>ProjectError™ — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 02:03 AM)

You know when you go on a date, both the man and woman are freshly showered, groomed, and prepared for sex. You know this going into the date.
But if living with your partner, they're going to be ****ting there. In your house. And sometimes they will be sweaty from the gym. And sometimes they will have hairy legs. They're not going to be physically looking their most beautiful and smell their most beautiful as they are out on a date. That scares me.
I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653425https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653425Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I want my future wife to share my asshole values on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:24 GMT]]>Vlad. — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 01:58 AM)

Assholes are where poop come out. Your future wife will poop out of her asshole forever. one day she will poop in your eye and you will have to take antibiotics.
Stop.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653424https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653424Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I want my future wife to share my asshole values on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:24 GMT]]>ProjectError™ — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 01:59 AM)

I had a cosmetic procedure done in Beverly Hills a while back. The doctor's name is John Layke. Supposedly a lot of rich movie stars use him. Celebrities go there and get treatments before big award shows like the Academy Awards. He's super, super expensive, though. Botox is already expensive enough but his charge is more than double what it costs to go to a standard MedSpa.
I am addicted to you; I have tasted your mind, and I cannot forgo its flavor.

]]>https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653423https://filmglance.com/discuss/post/653423Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I want my future wife to share my asshole values on Mon, 13 Apr 2026 18:13:23 GMT]]>ITTY — 7 years ago(October 12, 2018 01:56 AM)

Move to LA, breh.
The women there get plastic surgery, bleach their buttholes, and all this stuff.

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