Oh don’t ever say that. I hate that tryharded thing.

I love waterbeds. They make my boobs jigglie. And we will get to see V’s peeper jiggle too.
And of course, your boobies will jiggle. We all can jiggle.

Join our marriage! Do you like waterbeds?

You get all the men. I so want V.

Kinky

They're saving that for our honeymoon.

Do they accidentally slap they’re nuts together sometimes ?

It's an equal partnership - I tell them what to do, and they obey.

How do you juggle 2 lovers ?

I'm technically engaged to Vlad (and another poster named Pete, who posted on IMDb's TWD board), per this thread:
https://www.filmboards.com/board/p/18783916/permalink/#p18783916

No. Vlad and Crystal. Yea. They would make a cute couple.

PAGG and Rocketman make a cuter couple for me.
Vlad should just be alone.

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WHO ARE YOU?

Thanks, lover.

I'll have to consider that when I finally reach 25 non-deleted posts, baby.
How's it going, ladies?

How about this for an avatar?

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I grew up in a very Christian home and was forced to uphold my parents' moral beliefs. This was in stark contrast to the kind of life I was exposed to when I eventually went off to university. I had my first sexual experience there when a girl smiled at me. Ever since that happened, I was hooked on these sexual experiences.
Unfortunately, I told my parents about this and they forbade me from returning home. Little did they know that this actually gave me more freedom to explore my sexuality. Many girls smiled at me, and I finally smiled back - it was so gosh darn erotic.
One night, I was even visited by a sexual demon who implanted in me the idea of fornicating with a girl in my class room. I awoke to the sensation of something wet and sticky in my pants, which I can only assume was the ectoplasm left behind by the sexual demon.
I thank God for these sexual demons. Without them, I would not be the man I am today.
Baby.
How's it going, ladies?

Strange

You're fast!
WTF, I did a search to see if "Sexual Charisma" was already a rapper's name, and this article was one of the top results:
Can You Be Raped by the Devil?
Can demons engage in sexual activity with humans?
As bizarre as it sounds, those who minister to people in occult bondage say it's more common than you think.
For nearly two decades, Contessa Adams felt as though she had no power against the demonic violators of her body. She felt trapped in secrecy and shame and knew that the demons tormenting her wanted things to stay that way.
But God had another agenda for Adams when she found Christ in 1979. The former stripper has a ministry through which she exposes one of Satan's darkest secrets—sexual demons.
These spiritual rapists, as Adams describes them in her book, Consequences, often prey on people by performing sexual acts through nightmares and erotic dreams. Some people become so dependent upon these demonic experiences that they actually look forward to them.
"Anybody that has been attacked by them will tell you … they're worried [that] they could not find that pleasure with mortal people," says Adams, who claims she was once possessed by sexual demons.
The two most identifiable sexual demons are the incubus, which is a male sexual demon that traditionally assaults women, and the succubus, which is a female sexual demon that assaults men. Sometimes they also lure people into homosexual behavior.
More here:
https://www.charismamag.com/spirit/spiritual-warfare/15889-can-you-be-raped-by-the-devil

How's it going, baby?
How's it going, ladies?

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"Sexual Charisma" would be a good username. Or a good name for a rapper.