i used to have an attractive au pair that i would rub to get to sleep

So you bribe your cat?
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

No but I have one as an adult. Or at least it's my cat's comfort blanket and I use it so he'll love me.

Why Possibly?
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Possibly a bear and blanket combo

Still do.
-Rocketman
My password is password.

She said she has it "somewhere" and asked me if I remembered if it's DECAPITATED! I was like NO I DO NOT REMEMBER IT BEING DECAPITATED!! Fuming. It's gonna be like those ****ing barbies from small soldiers once I stitch it back together

I hope it's not gawn!
My password is password.

OMG you just reminded me I gave it to my daughter. She better not have lost it.

I still have my teddy , Ben. It's in the loft somewhere.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

I still have a sleeping brown dog with floppy ears that I had as a toddler.
It has a blue silk ribbon around its neck and I fell asleep at night rubbing that ribbon between my thumb and forefinger while sucking the thumb on my other hand.
I should try that and see if it still works.

I actually still have it somewhere

I had a teddy that played brahm's lullaby and my dog bit its nose off. The battery ran out eventually and I never heard it again. Never knew the tune name back then and I was sad for years until I heard it one day as an adult lol.

Yeah, his name was uncle Tim