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jestergooning

YOLO everything into 0 DTE OTM SPY calls.

invest in energy

Wowers. They look tasty.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Meaty snacks! Yum!

I prefer steak tips (they'll never
steer
you wrong ).

What's been your best investment.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Thank you for those tips.
Budgeting is also important. People too much money on things they don't need.
Slash__undie, shlundie

you should stick to a boring high-yield savings account: i dont know if AMEX offers this outside US, but savings rates have sat at 5%. if not, then a UK account.
does UK sell " savings bonds"? yes, the maturity dates take decades, BUT there's a;most zero chance the bonds wont get honored at redemption.
stocks? at worst, you gonna get sheered and take a total loss; at worst, you get lucky and your gambling pays off with yearly small gains.
people need shelter/housing, food, clothing, entertainment, transportation: our modern menu of ancient Rome's Bread& Circuses. Find a fee-free or the lowest fee Index fund which tracks these essesntial segments and put some money in and see how the fund performs.

Thanks for that.

This ain't a race , pal.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Put everything you've got on Obese Samael to come in last.

An excellent question.
You do
online research
. You can check for the highs and lows for the previous year, or five years or whenever. You also need to check be sure it's a
quality stock.
The important thing is
to start
. Then you
monitor
the stock.
I actually recommend investing in
mutual funds
instead of individual stocks. It's safer. If you watch the Dow or the S&P Index, you will get an indication of when it's a good time to buy or sell. The important thing is that you don't make money in the market by
timing
, you make it over
time.
Gotta go now, but if you would like more information, please let me know, and I will gladly provide it for you.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Buy low, sell high.
how do you know when a stock is low?
how do you know when a stock is high?

Why Woolworth?
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

This is formation which I do not disclose.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

How much you make a year.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Buy low, sell high. And diversify, diversify, diversify. Mutual funds are safer and probably better.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Is he coming back anytime soon.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Invest in Jesus.