Totally agree with fastlake. This had me giggling like crazy.
"My ears! My ears! I'll go deaf!"

YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE, CHA'RRLLZZZZ!!!!
STRYKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Better than the actual movie

Luke Cage walks through a hail of bullets.
Luke Cage: "Strykeeeeeeer!" Throws Wolverine through a wall.
Luke Cage: "I'm no hero." Grabs another hoodie and walks away.
"Truth sounds like hate to those who hate truth."
In the show, he yells Stryker, and immediately, I thought of this thread. lol

You should have killed me when you had the chance, Cha'rrrlllzzzz.
No, Eric, old friend! I can help you!
Logan speeds away on Cyclops' motorcycle

What are we gonna do Chaaaarrrlzz

Its my mutant ability; you'd not have the capability of understanding.
Now pick a side, tamalskh. There's a war coming..

Since you've been doing this for some time now, can you tell me how does having a conversation with yourself feel like?

There's a waarrr coming, Cha'rlzzzzz!!!!
Who's side will you be on, Cha'rlzzzzz????

You shall not paa.
I mean There's a waarrr coming, Cha'rlzzzzz

Act 4 Scene 6
Logan and Jean are in a room together. Logan is intense on his feelings for Jean.
Scott walks in and has a frat boy grin on his face.
Logan gets mad at him and steals his motorcycle and races away.

Eric, old friend. Let me help you

Ya should've killed me when ya had the chance, Ch'arrllzzz!

There's a war coming, Ch'arrllzzz..

Act 1 scene 1
A young mutant is introduced to the audience. The mutant is in peril and desperate.
Little does the mutant know, Charles has mentally located him and sent Storm to find him.
Just as something extreme and dire is about to happen to the mutant, Storm appears and saves him and takes him back to the school where:
Logan steals Cyclops' motorcycle and speeds away

There's a war coming, Ch'arrrllzzz..

We don't need to see anymore of them!!! We saw all there was to offer after the first one!! That's and I've just transcribed the screenplays for all 6 or 7 movies right here in this thread!
Now I'm going to run away on Cyclops' motorcycle!!!!

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• Act 2 Scene 22*
  Stryker is up to something bad with the mutants and is operating in some underground bunker. The bunker has CC television. Someone manning one of the operating stations sees something on his screen and calls Stryker over.
  It's Logan and he's at the door to the bunker.
  Logan: STRYKKKEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
  Stryker: Everyone man that door! Shoot anything that comes through it! I'm going out the escape hatch!
  Logan: STRRRYYYKKKEEERRRRRRRR!!!
  stryker gets away and Logan speeds off on Cyclops's motorcycle.

Funniest thread ever posted on this board.
IMDb users definition of a true fan: Me and anyone that agrees with my opinions.

Which of course lead to Logan stealing Cyclops' motorcycle.
I now see how they've made so many of these movies. Stuff writes itself!

I love the scene where he races away on Cyclops's motorcycle going so fast that it causes him to race away on Cyclops's motorcycle.
"Truth sounds like hate to those who hate truth."

• Act 17 Scene 12 *
  Mystique is in spy mode and has infiltrated the enemy headquarters. Someone is coming so she takes the form of someone she saw in the building to fool the enemy.
  Queue to moment where she forgets she's taken that persons form and walks past them to the bewilderment of that person.

There's a waaaar coming, Ch'arrllzzzzz.