twlvpuners — 9 years ago(October 16, 2016 05:15 PM)

*que song in the arms of an angel *bruce Wayne sits in a chair
"Hi. My name is BAerrr Bruce Wayne. Everyday millions of Martha's are killed by murderors, psychopaths, and evil..and occasionally an accident or health issuebut mostly murder. But with your help a dollar a day, saves a Martha all the way. As you all know my mother was Martha and she was brutally murdered in front of me. I even have a good beefcake of a friend whose Martha was almost killed, luckily BATMAN came in and whooped their asses and saved that Martha..no connectionBy donating to the Wayne Foundation you will save a Martha. Please don't let a Martha die. Your charitable donation is doing the world a favor. You are doing me a favor."
*End of commercial but sound is still heard
*producer talks "hey my moms name was Martha too! She's still a alive though
Bruce Wayne-"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!!!!"