Well if you've gotta go, go with a bang
Ding Dong
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I’m probably just going to start fading into the background about two weeks before Bobby n Ricky’s big return to be honest with ya mate. I might just post a couple of times telling queer stories from the big city or maybe even pencil topper memories.

Well you know what will come from that BtM, everyone will say that you are Bobby and he's our sock or something.
I think it's best that you at least giving a knowing wink to those who have been paying close attention
Ding Dong
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I will not be here when Bobby returns, JK. Here is my reason…
When Bobby returns, he will be quite prolific and on top of that we will no doubt be seeing the long awaited return of Ricky too ( with an occasional sprinkling of Bobbinia thrown in).
So you see, the boards will be filled with much wholesome joy and it will leave no room for my matter of fact slightly cynical droll…
So enjoy me while you can, for by late November/early December I’ll be gone!

Well now we have you here too BtM!
I think you and Bobby will get along marvellously!
Ding Dong
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I shall tag him in this JK so that he will see it when he returns.
@Bobby Tomlinson
Also…MUM is the word.