A bit longer than 5 minutes, but that moment in
Jurassic Park III
when Dr. Grant dreams of a Velociraptor saying his name. My dad and I walked out of the theater at that point.

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No, I just couldn't get into it at all.

Because of that extremely repetitive score at the beginning?

Halloween III: Season of The Witch

Superman 4

Jubilee (1978)
Pile of ****.

‍️ Christina 1986-05-20

MI:III
½ S/N Asian (40%+ Chinese) ½ Norwegian/Danish-Irish Swiss (Amish/PA) German French Dutch? French+Dutch Celtic-Irish English-Irish? ..?

Same
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Once Upon A Time in America.

You're almost completely correct, except that Lily's best friend is a black trans.
What's really sad is that a Massachusetts State Senator I chat with said how great it was. She's actually kinda smart, but a shill for the Democrats. Maybe she knew it was ****, but just said it was great because of the reasons you mentioned.
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Sage is pregnant and requests $630 for an abortion, which is scheduled for that afternoon. As Elle is broke and Sage has had her credit card confiscated by her overbearing mother, the two embark on a road trip across Los Angeles to try and come up with the money.
Let me guess: we’re supposed to sympathize with her because she’s poor and wants to kill her child.
Lesbian grandmother.
Trans lesbian friend.
Batshit crazy Lily Tomlin.
I can smell the putrid stench from socialist feminist Vagina from here.
Oi vey
I think I would throw something at my screen.
Never lose your desire.

Don't ever watch the movie "Grandma". They basically check all the boxes of identity politics. One of the worst 5 movies I've ever seen all the way through. I think I wanted to see how far they would go. A big piece of **** that probably bombed.
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God's Not Dead.
As soon as they painted the atheist with vegan/environmentalist bumper stickers on her car as the one
who needs guidance
, and the Duck Dynasty hillbilly who doesn't look like he can wipe his own ass or know what facial moisturiser is as the the Christian
voice of reason
, I was done.
As if he was in position to inform her of
anything.
…And the atheist philosophy professor who looks with disgust at students who make a great thorough presentation in favour of Christianity and actually get jealous of them. And likewise, that same professor being embarrassed of his girlfriend around his friends because she "believes in God."
Quite honestly the biggest piece of forced trash I have ever seen.
Natural Born Killers was amazing. It features Rodney Dangerfield in his best role.
Never lose your desire.

I don't keep track of all that. Gimme a break.

mid90s

I never met anyone who liked that movie.
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^this. I don't turn off a movie without giving it at least 25 minutes.

Well, not 5 minutes, but I honestly tried to give Scorsese’s New York, New York a fair shake because I thought it legitimately might have been misunderstood in its time, but I can honestly say I found it an unbearable painful mess and could not sit through more than a half hour of it, had to turn it off and haven’t looked back since.

Which Bully?
There's one with Nick Stahl, there's a documentary about a kid who gets bullied, and, a few others, I think.
Never lose your desire.

you’re a ****ing moron

Mr. Smith‍️

Bully
A scanner darkly(trying to be weird and stylized for the sake of being weird and stylized
Sasquatch hunters
Green room
Planet sharks
The crown is mine!

Coming to America 2
What a piece of garbage that was. I wasn't expecting anything great or artistic, either.
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The last film I turned off was Curse of the Zodiac, although I've watched the whole thing before. I tend to show friends it to see how long they'll last until they want to stop. We lasted less than 20 minutes the last time, I know that much. I definitely consider it the worst film I've ever seen, and I really have no desire to sit through the entire film again.. and I have a soft spot for bad films and even admire the films I consider the worst. When I found it at a closing rental store on DVD for a dollar, I knew I had to get it.
LE TEMPS DETRUIT TOUT.