I'm kind of like Neo inside the matrix when it pertains to message forums.
I've been using them since the internet became public. Well perhaps a year afterwards.
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I don't think they like you either. Of course they will pretend to like you. But how often do the majority INCLUDE you into their discussions?
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If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

They ignore me because they are like you.
I don't meet their expectations whenever they reply to my topics.
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You should rethink that. You’re the big troll here. Everyone else is ignoring you.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

Yes. It is a message forum, right? And you wanted negative attention from me.
You will never get positive treatment from me. You sure you wanna continue with this?
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You keep responding to me.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

Oh nothing…keep going. You're obviously begging for my attention today.
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You poor thing.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

Oh I'm using forums to their fullest. I am very adept at it actually.
It seems like YOU are the fool here.
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You don’t understand how forums work.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

Better yet why is it so important for you to leave that particular reply?
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Does it matter?
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What is it about my response that triggers you?
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.

What is it about me posting about Jennifer Anniston has triggered you?
Put a muzzle on Tits Malone, PI

Just about everyone at some time or times in their life will lose hair. Stress loss and other losses can correct themselves within 6 to 8 months. In those with chemo, depending on frequency and dosage, the loss can be permanent.
Remember that this is a FORUM, and anyone can comment on anything you post.
If you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating.