Story in the Bible that's Fantasy
"Story"? Singular?
The Bible is just historical fanfiction. It is 100% fantasy, just like all other so-called holy books.

Ding Dong
!

Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

Whatever Leo wants Benny… 🤨
Ding Dong
!

Really?
Leo gets ,isn't in it is he.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

I like the one with the leviathan. That was some pretty strong brainrot that guy was tripping on the day he wrote that
It's a shame they didn't included the whole lot as depicted in the Dead Sea Scrolls. The part when they gay dinosaurs are partying with the time travelling aliens and the shadow people jump out from under the bed was pretty intense
Apparently there's a sequel, but Mel Gibson is doing Lethal Weapon 5 first - so we'll have to wait for it
Ding Dong
!

can you explain why most every ancient culture around the world has a very, very similar story?

Name one so called contradiction and I will explain why you are wrong.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

Even all the parts that contradict each other?
My password is password.

None of it. It is all true.
Trump is still your President. Charlie Kirk still Wins!

Definitely the part that mentions dragons and unicorns. No seriously… it's a thing… Google it

I think the story of Samson was embellished.

Yes, the Reed Sea may of parted in certain spot due to perfect strong wind conditions.
Ho Ho Ho

Parting of the Red Sea springs to mind first.

Which one in particular.
Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture

All of them.

Noah's Fart.
The only poster who made Steve Lake wet his pants 4 times without ever breaking a sweat each of those times.
Wildmanwizard

I thought you were a christian.
My password is password.

Wat? Is the bible secretly based af?

The only thing true about the bible is that God and angels are in fact aliens.
Ho Ho Ho

Earth being 6000 years old.

time for Bible poker: I see your noah's ark and raise you the entire Bible, both old and new!