Brett From Arizona — 4 years ago(March 23, 2022 07:41 AM)

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/movies/nicolas-cage-clears-up-misconception-about-reason-why-he-accepted-dozens-of-vod-movie-roles/ar-AAVoe0l?ocid=msedgntp
Apparently Nicolas here has spent his $150 mil fortune and owes/owed the IRS 6.2 million…This is why he has done a lot of straight to DVD movies over the last few years, these small time directors jump at the chance to get a mega star in their crappy low budget movies and end up spending half the budget on them alone, Tom Sizemore is in the same boat, if his IMDB page is anything to go by!
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001744/
that is around 50 god damn movies this guy has been in since 2020, and they MUST be $15,000 a pop cameos for the most part because " AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT " right?
so my question is, what the FUCK has Nic Cage spent 150 million on? and what would 150 million mean to YOU?
For me? after i have shared a little with friends and family…… It would be a brand new set of Hollywood teeth, an impressive gaming rig, a PS5/latest gen xbox of which the name always eludes me, a holiday home on the US west cost, 2 dogs ( boxers, male and female ) the biggest TV that could fit in a regular sized house, a good chunk of charitable donations on the condition that i get zero publicity, a metric
**** ton
of weed and salt and vinegar pringles. A double cheeseburger and 2 orders of large fris, extra salt.
I would not buy a mansion with a pool, but I
would
leave my **** ass town asap and go buy a normal sized house in a quiet peaceful village somewhere, equip it with a home mini gym that I would use like twice a year for 20 minutes in total, I would not be buying fast flashy cars because I have no desire to drive, ever, I would be the only millionaire in the world who still takes the bus.
I'd also make random donations of like 10 - 30k to small time youtubers who do not have that big a following, just to watch their reaction to it. Id spend some time searching thru gofundmes to see any that are really deserving of it
I'd also use the money to start a company that can find work from home jobs for people with social problems or mental illness's so they can work from home and not have to deal with the stress of the outside worlds.
I'd offer Azn2 20k for nudes, or hell even per nude! yet I still reckon she would reject me hahaha
The rest would just be a lifetime of groceries and porn site subsciptions.
Question for all the ladies here, if I came into a $150,000,000 fortune and offered you 30k for nudes and even had a lawyer draw up a contract that says that if i share the nudes with anyone else you can sue me, would you do it? because you bet ur ass i will be coming back here and making that offer it ever happend lol
I love how this post started off being about Nic Cage and ended up with me trying to buy nudes with money that i do not have lol who else but Quagmire right?
I aint slept for a while x