info-138-773387 — 10 years ago(April 01, 2016 08:29 AM)

The original spelling was O.B. Juan Kennobee who was a resident of Dallas, Texas, in 1972. O.B. Old Ben? Get it? I relaxed and reminisced. "Obi wan, now that's a name I haven't heard since, oh, before you were born." Spielberg replied. "Ross. I'm OLDER THAN YOU ARE!" "Yes yes. Yes yes." I replied ignoring his consternation. Spielberg looked 14-15, but CLAIMED to be 24 years old in 1972. So, I AM, O.B. Juan Kennobee, and I look forward to hearing from you about this story you're just beginning! I do stories, dozens, hundreds of them. I am the primordial Jedi, First Master of the Jedi Order, shining knight for truth, honor, justice and fairness in the galaxy. I wrote the poems for Dead Poets, the doodles in E.T., that's my handwriting for the letters in BTTF, K-PAX, & Good Will Hunting, my speeches in Braveheart (except the one I stole from Benedict Arnold), Armageddon, Independence Day, Deep Impact, V for Vendetta. I designed the Pirate Code and The Matrix. That's my old leather jacket in Indiana Jones, my watch in Close Encounters, my canteens & ammo bag in Saving Private Ryan.
Yeah, I got a story for you. Hold onto your muttons. HERE WE GO!