why dont you ask the court for sole custody of the child? your ex sperm buddy obviously is a criminal and if he has a record, the court should grant your request. then the guy is gone and wont be a bad influence on your son

Anal Beads
Ho Ho Ho

My mum didnt celebrate Christmas

You don't know what baubles are

Lol wot actually are they? The chocolate custard creams?

What you baubling about

baubles
STOP SCARING ME WITH THE UNKNOWN!!!

Went to the range for halloween decorations and came out with christmas baubles too lmao

I dont know what they are and I fear the unknown, so stop it rite nao you are scaring me
show tit

I got some mango peelerz to try but I'm not a fan of the taste. They smell funny too

wot? no it aint, I got 14 points for it and everything, I am almost a " local legend " as far as the sites ranking goes. How dare you insinuate Thomas Foolery on my account
You can apologise when ready.

That review is fake as they are turned off
I was laughing my ass off until now

I know nothing, and am happier that way

You do know it's not in Hull where I have to go don't you

I'm fuming. What kinda retarded police officers book an appointment on their day off. Absolute idiots. They can come and ****ing collect me next time. Assholes ugh.

I'm going to starbucks in half an hour and I don't want to hear it

you really need to be less sedentary.
especially with all that junk you eat

The police are gonna be like "Is there anything you want to add to your statement? Any evidence of his abuse?" And there's gonna be me whipping out a terabye of ring doorbell footage including him ripping the doorbell off the wall saying he doesn't give a **** and to call the police
He's so gonna make my life a misery if he doesn't go to jail

PM me a pic. I'm a doctor sweetie.

One of my bewbs is swollen and hard too and my niece said that's how her aunty found out she had breast cancer so I'm like great Google brings up breastfeeding **** when I search for answers. So, yeah. I'm probably gonna die

I'm only upset bc I have to shower and leave my house and I had plans to vegetate today I've trapped a nerve in my neck or somet and I'm in agony with it. Can't sleep or **** all

I have battlefield items to unlock, so yes, yes I do have better things to do.

As if you have anything better to do.

I kinda did. My daughter came upstairs and was like "mam, the police want you to give a statement now" so I was like "you can tell them to FUCK RIGHT OFF they're not ruining another sunday evening" and she made sure I let it all out before telling me they were on the phone downstairs I was like wow u better pray they didn't hear me lmfao