Doodoomyte — 3 years ago(December 08, 2022 07:31 PM)

Arnold is hoof it back from the gym.
People see him and scream. He it’s Arnold
As the walk up the pass him by. He is disappointed, and dismayed.
“Arnold, for gods sake, take a bath,plzzzz!?” Arnold’ yells” Austrian man juice whit deah yooo ediotz, ah ah ha!”
He sees a gnc but walks past it to enter an in-and-out bugger. He walks out and hour later. Mustard all over his face.
He spies Steven Seagal at Taco Bell, waddling on the other side of da street.
A young, attractive, blonde female is walking by, sees Arnold. Holds her nose but is cordial
“ Arnold you the best Terminator and …”
The oak replies “ Hey Darlingg, come too my House an Ah will show yoo da Sperminator, Ah HA Ha Ha!’
She walks away in a huff and yells “ your gross mfr!!!”
“ yoo have no idea baby, dats what Dey said about Junior.”
He gets home, checks his mail, has a coffee, has another shake, and another , and another. FINALLY he takes a shower.
He is combing his hair singing yakaty yak
When he notices something?
His eyes grow wide, nose flailing, his fecal intolerance show it’s ugly face.
“YAHHHHREOWWWWAHHHHHHHHH!”
Maid comes in and asks” did Did you see the latest box office returns for your new movie?’
“someone stoolen my goldenn dentures”
AHHHHHHH
Arnold dresses up in terminator gear as he’s made and girlfriend shake their heads. Before that he applies a man diaper.
Out the door he goes.
And bumps into Harrison ford and Liam neeson….
“Hey Guys”