They say spiders are more afraid of US than we are of THEM and i say thats bollocks. The front door to my flats has 2 spiders webs in both corners up top, would YOU set up a rabbit snare in the exact area that KAIJUS walk in and out of all day?
They dont fear us at all.

I stand corrected.

You couldn't be more wrong. She's the smart one in the family. God knows where she gets it from.

Are these kinda posts supposed to get under my skin bc they do the opposite and make me lmao

Your fake daughter is a retard, tell her that next time you’re alone in the house.

They're zigzags ya blind bastard

Green rizlas.

I think it's just a female house spider but it does look a bit weird bc we're used to seeing males all the time.
My imaginary daughter said to google to see if it's a false widow

Thanx!
And not just spiders but any other visitors who drop in.
You have a point since there are three rooms and this one is the brightest with the biggest window down there and that's mostly where they congregate.
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk

Good for you! There's something very attractive about your basement!

You should be happy to know that I catch and release spiders in a big round shaped container which makes it easy to do for the process.
Funny thing is I start out catching 3-5 in a basement room and think that is going to be it.
Nope.
After looking to notice I usually end up with a dozen plus and this goes on every time.
I think I finally catch up but where do they all come from?
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk

But I do, I do have a d1cknose

I don't believe you.

I went outside tracked it down and finished it off, never thank a d1cknose prematurely.

I'm pretty sure it's a common house spider and thank you for not killing it.

no, but you should ask aph just to be sure.

It was not the CD itself but the fact that it was covered with my own seminal fluid.

Was the only other thing within reach a Sam Smith CD?

I put that there for size reference as it was the closest thing to me that did not make me look gay.

Did you roll a couple of fatties with those Zig-Zags after?

mate I
done yeeted
it off my property, it's yeeted has been done. I doubt it will be happy to see me again, let alone pose for a selfie.

take a better picture and upload it to this tool
https://insect-identifier.netlify.app/spiderIdentifier
jestergooning

My password is password.

That's called a Cholly. Cholly Kirk.
My password is password.