I'm Lester. Lester the uh, molester. followed by bizarre laugh
Boycott movies that involve real animal violence (& their directors)

"You set yourself up gosh dammit! You crossed the line with me boy. Now what kind of man would I be if I let something like that slide, huh?" - Lester Longly, Clay Pigeons
VV's BEST MOVIE ROLE!
I went down to Doc Holidays for a little bit of "The Good, The Bad and The "Shhhh".

Did you just let Screech in the club?

That's Howard Wolowitz from Big Bang asking in Old School.

Here's what I'm gonna ask of you We're going to be spending the night in New York, so it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class, I want you to round up a couple of honeys At our hotel room we're gonna have kind of a pool party. California gangster-style, you know what I mean? Kick ass pool party thing.

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Yeah buddy u typed the words right from my finger tips lol.
#2 Mr & Mrs Smith
Mom We are on high alert here I almost killed you right then You do not even realise lol

"You motorboating son of a b****h, you old saylor you! . Where is she? Is she still in the house?"

Off the top of my head?
"I'm going to make Gretzky's head bleed for superfan number 99 here."
From Swingers.
And for some odd reason, I really enjoyed the "Red leather, yellow leather" warm up he did in that Christmas movie with Reese Witherspoon. It felt like I was getting a sneak peek into an actor's prep sequence.