LOL! Read an article yesterday where he said his wife always tells him "whatever you do, don't look yourself up on the internet."
Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

He says he uses other people's stuff to find out things which basically makes him a freeloader but, you know He's Christopher Walken, s2000o you forgive him.
"Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?!"

That's hot. Stephen Dillane doesn't either. Nothing wrong with being old fashioned !
"The Lord Commander of Kingsguard Gabste of house Musgood"

This is very entertaining. I don't know if it's true or not, but it's funny.
http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/a301ce/christopher-walken
"People die at the fair."

He also pees wherever he wants and if anyone objects to it, he spits in their faces and laughs like a mad man

Nah , he prolly doesn't care to have the latest gizmos..many people are liks that , not that unusual.

He's not technophohic, is he?

I heard/read somewhere that he said people print things out & give them to him, so maybe that's where he's getting it. Also, one interviewer read to him the mini-bio piece on his IMBD page that starts off "Nervous-looking" and he laughed out loud!

I must say though, as much as it keeps being repeated over and again - Christopher Walken doesn't use a computer Christopher Walken doesn't use a computer, sometimes I wonder if it's all just an act, haha. It crossed my mind because of that stuff he said in some interview a while back, that he knew there were films on his IMDB that he had never heard of and he knew about the Onion article about him entering hot dog eating contests (though he didn't seem to realise it was satire). Ha.
Then again, his fanclub gets letters typed on a typewriter.
http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1151410/5104614002 _a096394a66_o_fullsize.jpeg?91c651f8
Maybe he just looks at computers but doesn't touch.

Yep. He borrows cell phones if a need arises & gets his wife to look up stuff "on the computer." Said once that he wouldn't even know how to turn one on. Notice that he doesn't own a wristwatch eitherhe says it's redundant because he can always ask someone what time it is. Gotta love him!

Oh, it is true.