She stripped down in "Without you I'm Nothing", and I must say, her body was AMAZING!

She is pretty.
Look at these photos
http://www.grabow.biz/images/SandraBernhard.jpg
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/18/pt_bernhard_1902_ent-lead__200x197.jpg
http://ac4.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/d4276100729fa498
http://www.popmatters.com/tv/reviews/s/images/sandra-bernhard-experience.jpg
http://news-info.wustl.edu/images/2003/bernhard.jpg

You have to see "Follow That Bird".
Sandra looks very attractive prancing around in a little waitress uniform.

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Not pretty but I think she's sexy. She's tall and slender and I love her lips. I also like her sense of humor. I thought she was very sexy in "The King of Comedy" in the scene where she undresses for a tied up Jerry Lewis.
"Push the button, Max!"

I've never seen anyone point this out. But Sandra Bernhard has an underbite. Just watch her mouth when she speaks, the law it juts out and makes the upper jaw look sunken in. It's the reason her lips so big. Basically, the lower jaw throws everything out of proportion and she simply looks asymmetrical. I'm a male and I have an underbite that I'm hoping to have corrected soon (costs more than I afford right now). It's a very long and painful ordeal (2 years braces, surgery, mouth wired shut, 2 years post-operative braces = roughly 5 years). If Sandra wanted to have her face corrected, It would have been very taxing on her career. And the likelihood of aftereffects are reasonably high. This being with modern technology. She's a bit too old to have it done now. And she's made a career out of looking the way she does. I've taken ALOT of grief for looking the way I did too. Asymmetry makes people react to you in ways they don't even realize. And they always assume incorrectly where your mood is concerned.
The only reason I'm having this corrected is because of side-effects of having an underbite (TMJ, difficulty sleeping, chewing, migraines, etc). When you have something like Sandra and I have, it puts you in the driver's seat where compassion is concerned. She has strong outspoken opinions. But if she looked differently, people would react differently to what she's saying. Shallow much? I can't even begin to list all of the wonderful things I've learned because of my this little genetic 'flaw.' But one of the things I have learned is that people's opinions about how I look are pretty worthless. What are you going to do? Send me on some cheesy makeover show and broadcast to the world that I'm so lacking in self-esteem that I'll debase myself on live TV? That I can't make the most of what I have?
Sorry if this is a long post. But guys, come on. If you think she's ugly that's fair. It's the everyday opinions of the slack-jawed(irony noted) masses that help shape the person into becoming an individualor lead me like a good sheep into being "America's Next Top Media Whore." Be proud of what you have. And try and be proud that Sandra's made it where she is by actually having TALENT. Good god. It's so rare. You think we'd be more impressed.

She's butt ugly. Tell me, how is she pretty?
Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.

I just really love that fake nose of hers. It is so hideous that it is sexy. Yeah baby! I have a few things in mind I'd like to do with that nose.

She looks like a freakin' alien.

You're right.you're nuts.

Wow she's fugly.

You're not nuts. Never apologize for what you like, totalmetal.
If everybody found the same few people beautiful/attractive/sexy (the way Hollywood seems to want us to do ), then the world would be very dull, and there would never be enough beauty to go around.
Like what you like. Groupthink is for drones.

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She is gross.

lemme guess. her mother was a troll and her father was a hobbit.
Damn, that must be tough.
And yes. You are crazy.
If you like people with permanent "anger faces" then what can I say? she's all yours.
I could go into "beauty is not on the outside, but on the inside" BS, but

Everybody has their opinions, but summing it up as SHOCKING beauty is amazing.
I think I'll be using that phrase about things from now on. Thanks !

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Sandra isnt a delicate beauty, she's a
shocking
beauty - the kind of attractiveness that alarms you Here is a video of one of her early 90s shows, and I gotta tell ya - the last 20 seconds are AMAZING how she unashamedly just strips naked!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHpLw0dWwYE
Leave comments back on this board after you've seen it!!

I think she wouldnt be that bad looking if it werent for her horrible mouth/nose complexion. It is truly unarousing.
Nothing a little plastic surgery c5b4ouldnt fix, eh ?

You think she has a nice behind? Well, I'm not trying to make any stereotypes here (but from what i've seen its almost 90% true) go look at almost any Spanish/latina girl and I can pretty much guarantee a killer body 10x that of Sandra Bernhards. I dont know what it is in the Spanish bloodline that gives them such curvaceous and great bodies. Also, did I mention they are some of the best love makers? They have sex like they are a wild horse in need of taming.

she looks like carrot top if carrot top was a man
We were somewhere around Barstow when the drugs began to take hold

I find Sandra extremely attractive, but not just from a picture. To put so much value on appearances from only her stills is to really limit yourself as to how Sandy looks in real-life stage. Her witty, self-depricating, stylistic and beautiful monologues accent all of her good personality points, to the level that you truly can't picture anyone else but THAT face saying such things. Once you see how she interacts, you realize her features really play up to what she's really good at. Looks are quite meaningless if not taken into consideration with what the human behind the skin is thinking, and Sandra is definately thinking! She becomes pretty with how she presents herself, an attribute I'd take over any so-called "glamorous" girl who looks great at first glance, but makes bad conversation & let's their makeup lines show.

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She has one of the best behinds I have ever seen! I am a woman and I would kill to have her behind. She has a fantastic body.
Her face is not what I would find to be all that attractive..her nose is big. BUT you know after hearing her sense of humor, I started to think she was pretty in the face too. It's all in the eye of the beholder. I don't think the photos shown on this site do her justice. I have seen other photos and she is smokin.