Woodyanders — 6 years ago(August 28, 2019 12:06 PM)

There once was a president by the name of Bill
Who had an affair with an intern on Capitol Hill
The Lewinsky affair proved to be quite a mess
Bill even left cum stains on Monica's dress
And Bill further raised the kinky-ass bar
By making inventive sexual use of a cigar
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.