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You were almost destroyed.
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe.

Almost. Thank God I read it first.

His music and lyrics are great. His voice sucks. His songs are best sung by others.

The answer is blowin' in the wind

Calm down.
http://tinyurl.com/cjsy86c

Oh, and I'm also sure that you find yourself a sort of language hero for calling me out. LOL. As if there haven't been millions of people like you to present that argument, which is obviously true, but also pointless. People will never stop using "literally" incorrectly, so you might as well get off your high horse and save your "I'm so smart!" speech for the next 13 year old you come across. I'm sure they'll be impressed.

Oh, please, son.
I'm an English major, that's obviously not the way I usually write/talk. Although, I think it's adorable that you felt the need to call m5b4e out on a single-sentence post! You must think you're so "kewl"! I do know what "literally" means moron, but sadly, I'll admit, I was caught up in the recent wave of misuse of the term and that post is an example of it. I APOLOGIZE. WELCOME TO THE INTERNET.
You must have been sitting at your computer with glee, eagerly anticipating the reply from the special snowflake you think you think you found. Get a beep life.

I literally clicked on this just to yell at you
As opposed to metaphorically clicking? How would that work?
See, you only add "literally" when the expected meaning is figurative.
And actually, your use of "literally" is incorrect you weren't going to to "literally" yell at the OP. Unless you have some imdb audio app that I haven't heard about.
So your usage of "literally" is simultaneously both a redundant and incorrect. Kewl!
I now wait for your reply. Literally.
http://tinyurl.com/cjsy86c

Oh, dude, I literally clicked on this just to yell at you. Glad I didn't.

Damn! you got me.
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