Yeah, Sandler really needs to wag his kosher ween on screen already.
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

Why not?
Margot Robbie went full frontal in The Wolf of Wall Street, she was breathtaking.
Sandler should have done the scene in Click where he abuses David Hasselhoff in the nude. Can you imagine Hoff holding that pose with Sandler's hairy, sweaty ass crack in his facemaybe even shards of toilet paper.

If they make a third Magic Mi5b4ke film, Sandler should take part.
He's at an age now where his balls are hanging just right.

Philip Seymour Hoffman was barely in Punch Drunk Lovehe was in it for like 5 minutes altogether

I've always considered Sandler an underrated actor.
I've seen most of Paul Thomas Anderson's films, he was exceptionally good in Punch Drunk Love. Infinitely better than Tom Cruise in Magnolia. And, unlike Magnolia, PDL is not an ensemble film. Sandler is the co-lead with Phillip Seymour Hoffman, he had to bring his A game or be made to look rediculous opposite Hoffmann. Had he taken on more challenging roles after PDL, his career would be in a much different place today.
He could have even taken a page from Fassi's playbook and done an epic scene like this (no nudity):

Fassi wnet with his birthday suit coming out of the shower in Shame. Jason Segel was more brazen, he went full frontal for several minutes at the beginning of Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Adam Sandler should do one better than Segel by dancing and shaking his naughty bits. It can't hurt.
And since you've already lost your lunch:

what movie did Michael fassbender go nude in.

Thank you for this. I lost my appetite and can't eat dinner now.