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Don't ever get married, and if you do, don't ever have kids
It id hilarious.

don't salt his game honey is the best one. Or the classic when ever ryan screws up " you can do worst"

I have too many.
"And Kirsten's not even a hugger!"
"Well ladies, I gotta go find the next kid to jeapordise the community. Maybe a black kid, or an asian kid. Bye ladies!"- Cut to look of horror on Julie's face.
Favourite of all time, though:
I cant be arsed to write it all out. Just watch, its on the 'Tube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTP2jviXp-A
"well thats just maddeningly unhelpful." - that's my sig not a quote.

Foudn this one from early season 1 not long after he gets his new job:
'Well if I've learnt anything today, you're going to want to settle'

One of my favs from the first season
Sandy:Don't salt his game honey
Kirsten: What the he1l does that mean
Don't be smart be a smart asS

One of my favorites from season 2:
I don't remember the exact episode, but Ryan and Seth have been sneaking out and it's going to ruin Sandy and Kirsten's weekend away, so he threatens to send them to stay with Julie for the weekend.
Sandy: Nothing like a little Julie Cooper to strike fear into the hearts of children everywhere.

Those just came to my mind
Sandy: Sandy Cohen. Pleasure swinging with you.
Kirsten (offering Hailey a muffin): Pumpkin muffin?
Sandy: Yes, darling?
Julie: Hey, you guys wanna join us? We're celebrating my new position.
Sandy: Ohhh, not gonna touch that one.
Sandy: We can't fight a war on multiple fronts. Have we learned nothing from the Nazis?
Kirsten: Have you seen Seth?
Sandy: Well I've smelled him. Smells like Teen Spirit to me.

sandy- "i dont mean 2 alarm you but there is a giant julie cooper on the table"
yeah, and later caleb comes around and says something like: 'i was hoping to speak with you both, have you heard about this ungodly magazine of julie's?"
sandy- "heard about it? i've got an eighty foot mock up in my kitchen"

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has anyone evr noticed that on TV whenever anyone says "i love you" the other person always says "thank you"?
examples
gilmore girls
the oc
sandy:(about caleb & julie)why if it isnt the gruesome twosome!

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sandy- "i dont mean 2 alarm you but there is a giant julie cooper on the table"
i think thats what he says

My favorite Sandy quote is from the episode where Marisa told Ryan "I love you" and Ryan answers with "Thank you"
I love later in the episode, when they are all making fun of him and as Seth goes to leave he says "I love you guys" and Sandy looks at him and sarcastically goes "Thank you!"

i love your mother to death, but not funny.

when he's buying the balboa wetlands for a dollar:
Caleb: maybe you can smoke the tree
Sandy ( to Kirsten): smoke the tree, that's funny. I'm taking him down.
Don't ever get married
Oh, and another thing; don't ever get married
Well son, your mom's a hottie, and she's mine!

lol
rest in peace Steve Irwin, love you mate!

"The perfect couple"
Sandy: So what are you doing now?
Kirsten: You!!!
(kiss)
Sandy: Glad to hear it..

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"I promise you, I'd rather send you to jail than get in bed with your father."
Definitely.

i think m5b4ine would have to be
"The Goodbye girl"
Sandy: I promise you, I'd rather send you to jail than get in bed with your father
Kirsten: (laughs)
Sandy: if anyones gonna put you in handcuffs it's gonna be me.
"The perfect couple"
Sandy: So what are you doing now?
Kirsten: You!!!
(kiss)
Sandy: Glad to hear it..
In the Valentines Day ep in the first season:
Sandy:I put up with your snoring
Kirstan:I do not snore
Sandy:Yeah you do.Like a freight train roaring through the house.

Sandy: "Ill make the calls"
This may not sound that good out of context like this, but regularity with which he says it is brilliant, its the main reason im addicted to the O.C. it shows what a nice guy he is, "always happy to help".

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