I'd slam it like an old rusty gate, tuna fish!
You've seen Guy Standeven in something because the man was in everything.

If I were a guy, I'd give her my rod.
Goddamnit, man! You done made me hurt my dick hand. (Phone Booth, 2002)

The last time you had pussy was when pussy had you, fagget !
My password is password.

I like it, Spooky!
Tell you what…When I send my ex-wife her money…you can lick the stamps.

Show some ****in' respect for the dead, will ya?

The slashfags talking **** would probably

their pants if a woman like that touched their arm.
My password is password.

Looks great for her age. She's 55. Have you seen the average 55 year old woman?
The slashfags talking **** would probably cream their pants if a woman like that touched their arm.

She's starting to look like a granny ️
My password is password.

Nasty. She'd be hotter with a peg leg.
My password is password.

That's the ugliest foot I've ever seen.
My password is password.