doorkeeper — 16 years ago(August 11, 2009 10:05 PM)

I found this on another forum and thought it was very funny. it's talking about the Jack-In-The-Box commercial that was running last year
"They incessantly run this piece of crap featuring some
rich cocksmoker who is overly tanned, wearing gross man-
slippers with no socks and bragging about how he "nibbled
caviar from the bellybutton of a supermodel". Then he and
Jack high-five each other in an extremely locker room-ish
fashion. Okay, I know it's supposed to be a parody, but
Mr. Slimy Tan-in-a-Can Fossilized Frat Boy annoys the beep
out of me, as does that pointy-headed Jack (who used to be
funny; he really lost me on this one.) He is definitely on
my "To Nuke" listand I feel sorry for his grossly round-
headed wife and child."