Sadly everyone here is retarded but
this little discussion on the matter
might help you out
Ding Dong
!

Would you like a note from my Doctor confirming I am non-retarded?
Because I won't be able to give you one due to my retardation.
I am expecting my interlocutor to do the heavy lifting in this conversation.
My password is password.

Do you have any credentials to support your ability to have a conversation with a mentally non-deficient adult about something serious like politics?
Ding Dong
!

For clarification, I am retarded myself, however I am looking to expand my horizons by interacting with the non-retarded.
My password is password.