See what happens when AI bots replace humans in the fortune cookie factory?
Just beware of one that may say, "We are coming for you and taking over!"
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk

You broke mine heart

That’s creepy. I guess you get no fortune ‍️ lol

I feel really drowsy. I think something sinister was slipped into my cookie.
You didn't have drinks with Bill Cosby did you?
And just what do you mean by, "something slipped into my cookie?" you cheeky minx!
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk

Yeah, they owe me a fortune!
Thanks for asking. No, I feel really drowsy. I think something sinister was slipped into my cookie. I'm going to rest now. Will update later…(probably)…

I would recommend calling the manager and asking how you should interpret this disturbing incident.
Are you feeling okay?

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

Then the fortune cookie will say, "I warned her." (à la Jack Nicholson)

RIP
My password is password.