This is about knitting and not needle point you stupid fag.

Rosey Grier does needle point.
"My life is over. I might as well dance with Johnny Slash!"

My dad sews and embroiders.
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I think I should take the shorts off next time.
It really is a bitch trying to sew while wearing them and oh darn!
I sewed them to my boxers yet again!

Lol
Ho Ho Ho

I don't get the butt rips but I get the crotch rips because I don't have a big fat ass..
So my pants sag and the crotch rips after moving running around too much from the po-lease.
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Same here.
Or the butt seam in the back of the shorts.
Yup.
I do sewing for repairs because I would rather reduce and reuse than to throw them away and get new ones.
Plus these are very unique and groovy shorts that are prob. no longer made and hard to find.

I said my crotch rips not my ass you Zero.
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More 🛹 less , chubby!

I don't know but I bought me a sewing kit recently. Only $1.
Just something to have to sew up my pants. My crotch always rips.
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I use chopsticks for my sushi. That's halfway there!
Hey, it's a kind of magic!

Actually some do, but most don't cause it's sissy, and it takes more patience than most men have.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

LMFAO over here! Yeah, but we gave those damn ****ing Persian bastards HELL!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

You were on boot camp with King Leonodis at the battle of Thermopylae .
I’m talking about Army guys.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

None of the guys knitted when I was in Boot Camp. Also nobody did in AIT. If they had,
I believe they would have gotten the **** kicked out of them.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

Yes. It’s true
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Seriously??
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

𝐸𝓇𝒾𝒸𝒶𝑅𝑒𝓃𝑒—𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒

I know guys who know how to do it, if a guy goes to the army he will learn how to knit to fix his uniform. A lot of army guys learn that way.
"You had me at Elk Tartare"
-Erin Wotherspoon

Nice to meet you! My name is Pinocchio Jones.

It's true.

You know what they say about guys with long noses, dontcha?
They lie a lot.

You must have a really long nose.

Well now I feel really stupid. A few winters ago, I was given something that looked just like that but was told it was a face warmer. So the last couple of years I've been wearing that over my nose and chin whenever I went out in the cold. No wonder people always gave me dirty looks. I thought they were just jealous of my face warmer.