My daughter has two white lunch boxes here and I always wondered why she had two of thw same one and the other day she when she was here she didn't have a tub for some leftovers and I mentioned that she had her two lunch boxes here and she was like wdym two so I was like the two white ones with the bamboo lids and she looked at me so confused. No idea where the other one came from but it exists ‍️

When Prince died I had heard a song of his on the radio less than 3 weeks earlier.
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He inserted his violin bow in mine
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Woke up one night to Andre Rieu ****ing me in the ass.
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Stop.

sometimes when in the store, a weirdly buff midget will enter and for some reason me and most of the other women orgasm spontaneously and uncontrollably, it's so hot.