Can’t you guys just put your fingers in his butt?
The quick and simple method!
Works for most of us…
Some seem to enjoy SLOOOOWWW PAIN!
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

No, there is a democratic process.
We would have to put it to a vote.
Which fingers, how many, what to do if he screams etc…
There is a lot of paperwork behind our decisions.
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Can’t you guys just put your fingers in his butt?

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I am here to interlope.

meeting adjourned
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1. Place subject in prone position with arms held out
2. Make large incision a long spinal column.
3. Make secondary horizontal cuts at top and bottom of incision from step 2.
4. Pull flaps of skin to the sides, exposing rib cage.
5. Break ribs apart, ensuring they stick out horizontally from the body.
6. Pull exposed lungs over the extended rib cage, creating the illusion of a bloody eagle.
7. (Optional) If subject remains silent for the duration of procedure, they may gain entry into Valhalla.

1. Lay out the two side rails on a soft, flat surface. Note which side rail is right and which is left. The attached steel shelf-mounting brackets should all face inward on both rails.
2. Start with the right side rail and attach the largest shelf to the first steel bracket mounted just above the leg. Insert screws into underside of shelf bracket and then up into the pre-drilled holes on the right side of the shelf. Tighten using a Phillips screwdriver.
3. Continue adding progressively smaller shelves to the right side until all five are attached with the smallest shelf on top.
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 with the left side rail.
5. Place a plastic bumper in each corner on the back of every shelf. In addition, place two bumpers on the top back of each side rail pole for extra wall protection.
6. Tip unit upright next to the wall, moving the unit slightly so the top of frame, or top shelf, touches the wall first.
7. For safety, secure the desk to the wall with the drywall bracket. Find an appropriate location along a back edge of one of the top shelves; it does not need to be centered. Anchoring to a wall stud is best, but if you cannot find a stud, a drywall anchor will work as well.
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Preheat oven to 425°. In a large pot, cover Steve with water and add a generous pinch of salt. Bring water to a boil and simmer until Steve is tender, about 15 minutes.
Drain and let sit until cool enough to handle.
On a large rimmed baking sheet, toss Steve with melted butter, garlic, and thyme. Using bottom of a small glass or mason jar, press down on Steve to smash him into flat patties. Season with salt and pepper, then sprinkle with Parmesan.
Bake until bottom of Steve is beginning to crisp and Parmesan is golden, about 25 minutes.
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