You dirty old bint
Alba gu bràth

She wants the D.
My password is password.

I'm sure she's read about her fellow countryman, Armin Meiwes, frying their victim's cock and them both having it for dinner back in the early noughties.
I know it's not an everyday German thing to do, but it shapes the memory and who knows after that?
Ding Dong
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oh the things i bet that nutty broad can do with a penis
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

No idea Df
Came on one day, usual fare, started getting hassled for something that was apparently illegal, enquired about it, got told nothing, but it's you and it's a global crime and the authorities have been contacted…and to expect a summons.
Everything I've said to you. Nothing more or anything less.
I think she's been on new meds recently or something
Ding Dong
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So…like recently this has been said by her??? I'm sorry to be so annoying with the questions…but I'm a bit…lost? And this is certainly… curious???
I mean I honestly have not crossed paths with her in ages…this is very out of the blu
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

I've invented none of it
I'm just relaying what Tara has been alluding to me about something you/me/we have done and how the World Court is going to be knocking on your/my/our door
I've no idea about any of the details and, as I'm sure you've already guessed, Tara shuns getting into because "You should know already"
It's like having a crazy chick but with none of the kinky boudoir kooky bonking
Expect MOSSAD and the Taliban any day now Df
Ding Dong
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Wait…how much of this did you just invent?
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

Seemingly I'm you, and you've done something that the cyberpolice can backtrace and consequences will never be the same again, the proper authorities have been contacted and me (You or both of us or whatever) should expect a summons for something or other and it is big trouble or might very well be a thing you/I/we will regret.
I was halfway through The Da Vinci Code when she told me so most of it was well over my head and paygrade.
But, best stock up ono ammo, noodles and toilet paper. It could be the end of the world
Ding Dong
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Lucky you.
Draft Barron Trump

Yeah I haven't talked to Tara in ages
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

Apparently you've done something globally illegal and I should expect a court summoning soon Df
I've no idea either?!?!
Ding Dong
!

Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?