Didn’t that storm hit you?
Alba gu bràth

You've been quite the busy bee today! What colour did you paint your fence?
Sounds like you need to sit down, put your feet up and have a nice cold drink!
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

Yes It's boiling here today. I've painted the fence and cut the grass and now I'm back inside with a red face

Cute. Sundress? Your weather is sunny today?
Don't mention being barefoot around this place or you'll summon you-know-who pestering you for foot pictures.
"Your emotional state is not my responsibility." – Warren Smith

Currently wearing a short dress and barefoot, but later on I am wearing a maxi dress and sandals.

That’s also the reaction I get whenever I talk about politics. Women are so damn violent.
Stop.

is this a dream?
the sound of your racing heart

You have to admit their reactions are pretty realistic
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Stop.

I have a $200 blow dryer bought on sale for $60. It has a cold shot that’s actually cold. It I combine it with water it shoots bolts of electricity out at my enemies.
Stop.

The bone comb was made from his ex's hip bone.
My password is password.

Hooah ha hooah!

Stop.

doesnt look gay at all.
the sound of your racing heart

I own 6 combs:
One is portable
One is a round comb
3 are regular styling combs made of bone and wood
One is a detangling comb
Each serves a unique and important purpose. You, a bald man, wouldn’t understand.
Stop.

🤭
the sound of your racing heart

Hush!
My password is password.

basic bitch.
the sound of your racing heart

His shirt is green.
I watched that movie exactly 7 times in middle school because my teachers were lazy. Don’t try to pull that **** with me.
Stop.

My password is password.

Any enemy of that buckethead is a friend of mine.
Donna/LadyGigi Savige needs to sit her ass down!

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

See?
Thank you
Stop.

Oh
Chukka. Calvin Klein boxer briefs. Brown belt.
Stop.

Donna/LadyGigi Savige needs to sit her ass down!

Are you foot fetishicististists?
Stop.