Tobin Bell facts
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ryanlennie2005 — 17 years ago(November 17, 2008 11:53 AM)
Tobin Bell dated a girl in 1971 who he cared for deeply, when on a mountain climbing weekend together she asked the emotionally distant Bell if "hb68e'd let himself fall for her?" Tobin replied "No!". The heartbroken woman ran home and committed suicide, Tobin felt bad but claims "I couldn't fall for herI'd have landed on the jagged rocks below us".
Tobin Bell is a huge fan of the film "Weekend at Bernies" and is known to relate to the story after a 1989 incident where he accidentally killed his mother in law with a shovel and spend a period of months trying to make her corpse appear alive to his wife.His wife was horrified when she found out but came around when she realised the efforts Tobin had went to deceive her.
Tobin Bell believes if he was any animal he'd be a black widow, as he kills men after having sex with themwhen interviewers ask Tobin if this means he is gay he distracts them by eating a large slab of raw pork.
Tobin Bell recently invaded a vegetarian cooking show to express his pro-meat beliefs. He then proceded to remove a live chicken from his the front of his trousers before biting its head off in front of a shocked studio audience. Tobin justified it as an attempt to promote his upcoming cookery show "Tasty treats from the Bellend".
Tobin has a very surreal fear of horses, to the extent that he keeps a clove of garlic and a crucifix under his bed. Where Tobin got that these were connected to warding off horses no one knows, but the lack of horse attacks on him during the night are in his opinion testement to their effectiveness.
Tobin Bell has recently found himself in hot water after a child of one of his wives was found to have been tortured to death by both her and Bell. Tobin has since fled Haringey, North London and hopes he's heard the last of the incident.
Tobin Bell recently got tracked down by the yeti he pissed off years ago, the yeti rang the door and Tobin invited him in believing him to be former student Michael Clarke Duncan. Luckily they ironed out most of their problems and are gonna get each others familys together for a picnic.
Tobin Bell hates the Chinese, firstly because they invented noodles before his wildly unpopular 1994 product "strings from the Bellend" and secondly because they defeated his recent Olympic Games bid for Weymouth, Massachussets. Tobin did however learn to speak fluent Mandarin throughout the 80s stating "it'll be awesome when I can hold a conversation with one of those little oranges".
In 1997 Tobin Bell tried to put the Navy out of business, his ideato start his own sailor training school right next to his school of acting. However after 4 months and a lot of confusion as to what the school did "Bellend Seamen" closed its doors.
Tobin Bell believes the reason he didn't win a best actor oscar in 2008 for his appearance in Saw IV is due to some ageist beliefs of the academy. He backs this up b68by pointing out the number of times they stated that this was "No Country For Old Men". -
Je_Suis_Poisson — 17 years ago(December 02, 2008 06:41 AM)
In 2003 Tobin invented a machine to facilitate communication between two people in different places. He tried to call it the telephone and open his own company called BT but unfortunately someone had beaten him to it. Not to be beaten he thought about calling it after himself - TB, before realising the implications of the letters and then setted on "Bell-end Interactions."
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Forgotten_Lore — 17 years ago(December 02, 2008 10:52 AM)
Despite a lot of confusion on the matter it was not Tobin Bell who killed Vicky Hamilton, but rather it was Peter Tobin. The mistake has been made on numerous occassions and has led Tobin to become a recluse who mostly sits around his house eating endless supplies of raw pasta because he can't cook. Unless he snaps out of his condition director Kevin Greutert is prepared to use stock footage for mr Bell's parts in Saw VI.
Tobin Bell invented sleep in 2004. Up until then people had just lay very still in the dark and let the time slowly pass. -
Je_Suis_Poisson — 17 years ago(January 02, 2009 06:48 AM)
Tobin Bell will never celebrate the dawning of a new year, preferring instead to celebrate the end of every 300 days. This year Tobin's celebration took place in June and he does not understand the current fuss.
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tommy_mc — 16 years ago(May 21, 2009 03:27 PM)
Tobin Bell is so popular in Liverpool U.K, that a petition was signed by over 5million people to have a stand at Everton football Club's stadium named after him. Therefore from 2012 the Bullen's road end of Goodison park will be re-named the bell-end! In honour of the genius that is Tobin Bell.
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Forgotten_Lore — 16 years ago(August 04, 2009 09:00 AM)
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tomadams136 — 16 years ago(August 14, 2009 08:28 AM)
Tobin was originally cast in the 1997 blockbuster 'Titanic' as the lead male character 'Jack'. Tobin believed the devestating events which took place on the evening of April 14th 1912 were infact a 'Game'. It was his belief that all who were aboard the Titanic had wasted their lives and thus would be tested to see how dearly they valued life itself. This was a theory which was not popular among the crew, and more importantly the relatives of those who perished on this fateful night. Leonardo DiCaprio was subsequently cast when Tobin decided to leave the project after meetings to discuss the films script. Tobin's suggestion was to include an additional scene at the end of the film, feat2000uring a voice over exclaiming 'Game Over'. It is popularly believed the film was more successful with Leonardo as the lead male than it would have been with Tobin, due to the alleged size of his manhood.
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Je_Suis_Poisson — 16 years ago(October 02, 2009 03:54 AM)
Power is currently measured in Watts though there is a quiet majority pushing for the unit to be changed to The Tobin,. The only problem this would cause is that every figure given in Tobins would be a decimal as nothing on earth or beyond is as powerful as 1 Tobin Bell.
Molière wrote the play Tartuffe although in 1994 Tobin Bell wrote the revised abridged version despite not speaking French and never having read the original.
The queen is actually 170 having had 2 birthdays every year. Tobin Bell is only 8 years old having conquered time at the age of 7 but waiting until he was 52 at the age of 8 to beat the aging process.
E. M. Forster wrote Howards End though Tobin Bell refuses to believe this and will only consent to read copies of the novel annotated to show the title of the piece as Bells-End.
Did you know that the ancient and original word for bat wasFlittermouse Tobin Bell of course discovered the species in 1986 and named the creature The Bell-ette. Unfortunately someone had beaten him to it.
In 1804 Tobin Bell divorced his wife of 18 years after becoming enraged that her shapely hips held her trousers securely in place whilst his own slender manly frame consistently failed to hold his clothing up for any length of time causing many a humiliating incident. For the good of marriages everywhere he selflessly toiled for years and finally in 1982 invented a device designed to secure male trousers to the body. He named it The Tobin Belt but was disappointed to discover that someone had beaten him to it. -
BirseysGirl1986 — 16 years ago(October 23, 2009 02:34 PM)
The heart of a HORSE? Unless you have visual proof somewhere for everyone to see online or to scan, I high doubt that he has the heart of a horse!!!! Why would he be given a horse's heart?
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