Financial Advisor announces it's time to panic, urges clients to make….
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MovieManCin2 — 11 months ago(April 09, 2025 08:01 AM)
https://babylonbee.com/news/financial-advisor-announces-its-time-to-panic-urges-clients-to-make-hasty-emotional-decisions
hasty emotional decisions.
"What are you doing just sitting there?"
Buy! Sell! Panic!"
said local financial advisor Rick Rosas.
Most of the idiots in the market have already done this, but
it's not too late!
The whole economic system is collapsing!
Sell all your stock, and head for the hills!
I'm already there!
MAGA! FAFO!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 