How's Joanal Charting after the VSFS?
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monster_blush — 9 years ago(December 08, 2016 08:47 PM)
It went up more than 0.0000000011121234181898%!!! And this is after making up stories about rape, genital mutilation, PTSD, poverty, misogyny, bullying, bulimia, anorexia, homelessness, only making 250 million, etc.
More fans would have tuned in, but MTV abruptly came up with a new reality show, Cherry Tries The Real World! It features his closet gay S&M gym coach, who also happens to be his driver's ed instructor.
He gives him loving whips with his lash, scolding him for being so wimpy as to allow some poor sap to walk across the road while some street sign laughably suckers the pedestrian into thinking he has the right of way!
The coach yells at him for running the douchebag over so menacingly, scolding Cherry pop for having the nerve to spill his jack & coke. The coach instructs Cherry to make their way towards the local high school while the coach breaks open some Vicodin and pours the powdery filler into the drink.
The coach says, "lean out the window and tell 'em Jo-Blow is selling for 0.99 cents. That'll get 'em to the car so I can quench their thirsts with my punch".
Cherry giggles uncontrollably with a sparkly leer on his face, thinking to himself, "if only I could have gotten my friend who ran away from mb68e shrieking to buy into this nuttiness!"