Very mediocre body
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SimplemindedSociety — 14 years ago(July 11, 2011 04:25 PM)
you mean the majority of the users on this particular board. You see how that's a very limited comparison? It's not about singling out my taste in women or men; I have eyes to know a great body when I see it.
And the "most sexy" polls you see in mags are PR stragies. I think you know that the most people on these lists are truly not the most16d0 beautiful or sexy. -
SimplemindedSociety — 14 years ago(October 23, 2011 08:46 PM)
And you don't judge other movie stars? Why is Eva immune? Could it be..this is just a hunch,that most of the posters here are Latin and you think it's a racist thing?
Nobody is being "harsh" about it, however we are not just judging anybody,but an actress who is su5b4pposed to be a hot commodity. It's different. If you look on the Marilyn Monroe-board, you will find the same thing. -
LilPlumley — 14 years ago(November 23, 2011 12:53 PM)
So what exactly can she do about that? Should she get plastic surgery? Implants for her breasts and calves?
Doesn't everybody dress in a way that they think flatters their body?
Also, she's not thick waisted but she doesn't have a wasp waist either. She was in a bikini on Desperate Housewives all the time in the first seasons and she had good proportions. Small breasts that suit her frame, flat stomach, tasty butt. See for yourself
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-H2QG38Ic_uc/TisKAqswePI/AAAAAAAABH4/w-hpHnGm 8vo/s1600/eva-longoria-in-red-bikini.jpg
Hey Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch? -
LilPlumley — 13 years ago(October 09, 2012 07:41 AM)
At any rate, if y16d0ou're going to 'wish' for a body,choose somebody with a winning body
Practice what you preach. Do not tell people who they think is hot.
He just knew he had to keep running to keep from screaming.
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I_hatenazis — 13 years ago(September 11, 2012 11:26 AM)
Beautiful face, hair, and skin (all part of her body)
Very petite thin waist, curvy hips, and nicely shaped legs and breasts.
Before you criticize her further how about posting a picture of your significant other. -
SimplemindedSociety — 13 years ago(September 11, 2012 02:00 PM)
'Before yo5b4u criticize her further how about posting a picture of your significant other'.
Is my significant other posing in ads and in films? Then that hardly makes sense does it? No,her skin is not her body-shape,but nice try.
No, Langoria has a thick waist,narrow hips, no breasts,narrow-bowl legs.
Of course, if you have only been exposed to women with her shape, you wouldn't know the the difference. Nothing wrong with that,but call it for what is is.
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I_hatenazis — 13 years ago(September 12, 2012 05:53 AM)
I don't know why you are obsessed w/criticizing her body:
- She is thin, unfortunately I have not had the privilege of measuring her waist but she is obviously petite.
- She DEFINITELY has nice curvy hips given her size.
- Her skin practically glows and it is definitely an attribute 2000of her body, bad skin is one of the things that make nursing home ladies so undesirable.
- Her chest is of normal (but not huge) size but very nicely shaped.
- Her legs are nice, she is short but well proportioned (petite hot).
She is very exotic looking, one of my favorites which is why I am on the board.
Here is a profile picture, she definitely has the waist/hip ratio going in her favor http://www.imdb.com/media/rm952152832/nm0519456
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SimplemindedSociety — 13 years ago(October 09, 2012 01:55 PM)
'I don't know why you are obsessed w/criticizing her body:'
- She is thin, unfortunately I have not had the privilege of measuring her waist but she is obviously petite.
- She DEFINITELY has nice curvy hips given her size.
- Her skin practically glows and it is definitely an attribute of her body, bad skin is one of the things that make nursing home ladies so undesirable.
- Her chest is of normal (but not huge) size but very nicely shaped.
- Her legs are nice, she is short but well proportioned (petite hot).
And I don't know why you are "obsessed " with my comments.
How does is threaten you? Naturally, I will find you on another board giving your opinion freely about other celebs, though, right?
SKIN has nothing to do one's body. I have to explain this to you? Does Pee Wee Herman have a nice body because he has nice skin? You either need better glasses or look with a more objective eye not just judge because of your undying lust for her.
No, her chest is small,like an A cup,if that.
It's not a question of "normal". Did you mean "average". Is English your second language, or what is the communication problem?
How do you define nice legs? Skinny and bowl-shaped? That is why she places one calf in front the other, to compensate for the fact.
And her waist it not in proportion. She looks like a 32"- 26" -32".
I don't care who people think is so-called "hot"(that adjective for the newbie generation). Or could it be that you are sensing BIGOTRY from me? Isn't that the usual relex these days? What, are all of you posters either Mexican or lesbians, so you assume my opinion is based on bigotry. That's your problem.
How typical.
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I_hatenazis — 13 years ago(October 12, 2012 06:46 AM)
And I don't know why you are "obsessed " with my comments.
Because I have alwasy been amused by the fact that I cannot find any beautiful actress that does not have some detractor that overstates their case. If you are simply saying that she is NOT the most beautiful woman ever, then I agree but stating that she is all the way to 'mediocre' is an over-reaction. She is definitely in the group of womam who are very beautifull to the extent that she would raise my pulse rate if she sat next to me at a bus station or in a classroom.
Regarding her oft mentioned breast size, she is clearly an B-cup and not an A-cup. Milla Jojovitch is a true A cup (not Eva). There are many splendidly beautiful woman who have a B cup http://www.famemeasurements.com/
Eva is short and petite but she has a very nice proportion. If you want to say she is bowlegged, I don't agree but I will not argue with you. However, if you are saying she has no hips, you are off base. I have seen too many pictures of her with a very nice hip to waist ratio. -
SimplemindedSociety — 13 years ago(October 12, 2012 03:51 PM)
I said 'mediocre body'. That does not mean you cannot be turned on by a mediocre body, however the subject does not revolve your pulse rate and who makes you horny. I,personally, am not attracted to the most beautiful people, so i111ct's not a question of attraction.
For example, Farrah Fawcett had a much more attractive face than body,which is why you never saw her in a 2 piece-piece swimsuit. Has Longoria ever been seen in a 2-piece garment? If not,there is a reason for that,like I explained in detail.
And I am not being a detractor for the sake of being a detractor.
If you think Jennifer Aniston is not beautiful ,then you are also being a 'detractor'. I do not think Aniston is beautiful at all; it's hype in my opinion.
Or I'm just used to my terrible ugly body, lol.