Very mediocre body
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I_hatenazis — 13 years ago(September 11, 2012 11:26 AM)
Beautiful face, hair, and skin (all part of her body)
Very petite thin waist, curvy hips, and nicely shaped legs and breasts.
Before you criticize her further how about posting a picture of your significant other. -
SimplemindedSociety — 13 years ago(September 11, 2012 02:00 PM)
'Before yo5b4u criticize her further how about posting a picture of your significant other'.
Is my significant other posing in ads and in films? Then that hardly makes sense does it? No,her skin is not her body-shape,but nice try.
No, Langoria has a thick waist,narrow hips, no breasts,narrow-bowl legs.
Of course, if you have only been exposed to women with her shape, you wouldn't know the the difference. Nothing wrong with that,but call it for what is is.
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I_hatenazis — 13 years ago(September 12, 2012 05:53 AM)
I don't know why you are obsessed w/criticizing her body:
- She is thin, unfortunately I have not had the privilege of measuring her waist but she is obviously petite.
- She DEFINITELY has nice curvy hips given her size.
- Her skin practically glows and it is definitely an attribute 2000of her body, bad skin is one of the things that make nursing home ladies so undesirable.
- Her chest is of normal (but not huge) size but very nicely shaped.
- Her legs are nice, she is short but well proportioned (petite hot).
She is very exotic looking, one of my favorites which is why I am on the board.
Here is a profile picture, she definitely has the waist/hip ratio going in her favor http://www.imdb.com/media/rm952152832/nm0519456
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SimplemindedSociety — 13 years ago(October 09, 2012 01:55 PM)
'I don't know why you are obsessed w/criticizing her body:'
- She is thin, unfortunately I have not had the privilege of measuring her waist but she is obviously petite.
- She DEFINITELY has nice curvy hips given her size.
- Her skin practically glows and it is definitely an attribute of her body, bad skin is one of the things that make nursing home ladies so undesirable.
- Her chest is of normal (but not huge) size but very nicely shaped.
- Her legs are nice, she is short but well proportioned (petite hot).
And I don't know why you are "obsessed " with my comments.
How does is threaten you? Naturally, I will find you on another board giving your opinion freely about other celebs, though, right?
SKIN has nothing to do one's body. I have to explain this to you? Does Pee Wee Herman have a nice body because he has nice skin? You either need better glasses or look with a more objective eye not just judge because of your undying lust for her.
No, her chest is small,like an A cup,if that.
It's not a question of "normal". Did you mean "average". Is English your second language, or what is the communication problem?
How do you define nice legs? Skinny and bowl-shaped? That is why she places one calf in front the other, to compensate for the fact.
And her waist it not in proportion. She looks like a 32"- 26" -32".
I don't care who people think is so-called "hot"(that adjective for the newbie generation). Or could it be that you are sensing BIGOTRY from me? Isn't that the usual relex these days? What, are all of you posters either Mexican or lesbians, so you assume my opinion is based on bigotry. That's your problem.
How typical.
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I_hatenazis — 13 years ago(October 12, 2012 06:46 AM)
And I don't know why you are "obsessed " with my comments.
Because I have alwasy been amused by the fact that I cannot find any beautiful actress that does not have some detractor that overstates their case. If you are simply saying that she is NOT the most beautiful woman ever, then I agree but stating that she is all the way to 'mediocre' is an over-reaction. She is definitely in the group of womam who are very beautifull to the extent that she would raise my pulse rate if she sat next to me at a bus station or in a classroom.
Regarding her oft mentioned breast size, she is clearly an B-cup and not an A-cup. Milla Jojovitch is a true A cup (not Eva). There are many splendidly beautiful woman who have a B cup http://www.famemeasurements.com/
Eva is short and petite but she has a very nice proportion. If you want to say she is bowlegged, I don't agree but I will not argue with you. However, if you are saying she has no hips, you are off base. I have seen too many pictures of her with a very nice hip to waist ratio. -
SimplemindedSociety — 13 years ago(October 12, 2012 03:51 PM)
I said 'mediocre body'. That does not mean you cannot be turned on by a mediocre body, however the subject does not revolve your pulse rate and who makes you horny. I,personally, am not attracted to the most beautiful people, so i111ct's not a question of attraction.
For example, Farrah Fawcett had a much more attractive face than body,which is why you never saw her in a 2 piece-piece swimsuit. Has Longoria ever been seen in a 2-piece garment? If not,there is a reason for that,like I explained in detail.
And I am not being a detractor for the sake of being a detractor.
If you think Jennifer Aniston is not beautiful ,then you are also being a 'detractor'. I do not think Aniston is beautiful at all; it's hype in my opinion. -
Viktoriyachicago — 11 years ago(June 19, 2014 04:11 PM)
What the hell? Mediocre? 80% of women have that body shape. Women don't need cow tits to look good. I don't care at your gender is, but Eva is beep hot and your just a hating troll. Go troll somewhere else. You watch too much porn with oversized fake tits. Does it matter what her cup size is. beep she's my role model, she looks gorgeous without oversized tits. I'm a B cup and beep proud of it! And dicks like you come for no reason and hate on, judges us because some women have more fat in their tits than others. Incase you forgot boobs are not sexual organs and toys to play with. Your a troll and many people would disagree with your hate! Hope you choke to seamen some day.
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BewareOfTheAvalanche — 11 years ago(July 17, 2014 08:39 AM)
What the hell? Mediocre? 80% of women have that body shape.
MOST women do NOT have this bodyshape:
http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l543/hercampusphoto/Lauren artic les/health/Eva.jpg
I don't care at your gender is, but Eva is beep hot and your just a hating troll. Go troll somewhere else.
Eva is where she is due to her looks (the magazine's one), so how are people trolls just because they comment on it?
Does it matter what her cup size is. beep she's my role model, she looks gorgeous without oversized tits. I'm a B cup and beep proud of it!
The fact that you talk so agressively in favor of small breasts even when the OP referred to her whole body hints that you`re not as proud as you want us the believe, instead, you are trying to convince yourself that you are attractive.
The good news is that the whole package is more important than the size of your boobs, you can have relatively small breasts and still look great if the rest of you is nice and your chest is in proportion with the rest of your body.
Leighton Meester and Nina Dobrev are around a b-cup as well and I do find them very hot. Problem with Eva is that her body is NOT well proportioned. -
Viktoriyachicago — 11 years ago(July 17, 2014 09:46 AM)
MOST women do NOT have this bodyshape
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I'm pretty sure Eva is a straight body shape (by just looking at her you can see that) that makes almost a half of women in the world, 49% to be exact.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_body_shape
"No, Langoria has a thick waist,narrow hips, no breasts,narrow-bowl legs."
Oh beep seriously! She has no boobs! She had at least a B cup size, and way to make feel like beep What a beep tragedy! OP thinks that she has to have DDD to look good. Guess what! A woman doesn't need huge lumps of fat on her chest to look good! This what drives me crazy! Everybody is so obsessed boobs size all the time. And she is not the first celebrity to get beep for having small boobs.
The good news is that the whole package is more important than the size of your boobs, you can have relatively small breasts and still look great if the rest of you is nice and your chest is in proportion with the rest of your body.
Dude, I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to jack ass OP over here and the other person who think that having huge tits and a small waist is all that! It pisses me of me off that people are willing to type nasty things about someone else and their body type. Which BTW is body shaming! Just because they are not shaped like their beep cookie-cutter ideal. Not all of us are born your beep "perfect" hourglass shape. But7ec that doesn't mean that we are worth less or less beautiful! And beep you if you do! And I can be as aggressive as much as I like because I don't take beep form anybody criticizing me like that! And I mean "me" because I'm the same body shape like her. Her being criticized because of her hight (because I'm short) or her boobs size of how small or big her waist is personally hurts me. So really what the hell do you want? Did you come here to defend a body shaming troll?