Called for a Lyft today and they refused service to me
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half ton sister — 1 year ago(February 13, 2025 03:53 AM)
The driver was very rude to me and said I would have to pay triple fare due to my size. Reluctantly, I agreed to the fee and started to get in the car, but got jammed up in the door during the process. I was stuck, and stuck hard! The driver then began to complain about a foul odor he claimed I was emitting, even though I had used a gallon of body wash to hide my stink before stepping out of the house. It was embarrassing and hurt my feelings but I couldn't get out of the situation easily.
Finally, the driver called an ambulance and they greased me up then used the jaws of life to rip me out of the car, causing significant damage to the vehicle. The driver then demanded I pay for the ride I never took, and refused to take me on. I was humiliated.
A large crowd had begun to gather and I was in tears. I threatened to report the story to the news and sue. The driver contacted Lyft and they had their lawyer call me on the spot. We negotiated a settlement and they sent out a forklift to carry me to my meeting at the welfare office to renew my food stamps which was a success. So it turned out to be a good day after all even though later that night my mooch of a brother ate all the food I had purchased with them while binge watching Ricki Lake reruns. -
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