Kung Pow is quite possibly the Worst film ever made…
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RabbanTheBeast — 21 years ago(January 26, 2005 05:41 AM)
I just feel like logging your IP address, hunting you down
Hahaha! Oh, dear in addition to his moronic "spelling", the idiot above just proved how pathetically empty its "brain" is as far as basic Net technology goes. It cannot spell - i.e. it has no clue of humanistic arts; it has no understanding of the Net - i.e. it has no clue of technology. What good is this thing, then? Will someone perform an act of euthanasia on it?
(It's a typical oedesomethingorother fan, actually - arrested development. Mentally unable to conjure a coherent sentence, enjoying the kind of "humor" that would make an 8 year old wince in embarrassment, slobbering as his half-filled "brain" tries to excrete a witty insult and gives up, settling on a string of misspelled curses instead) -
Fandango-11 — 21 years ago(December 12, 2004 10:34 AM)
phoenixfarrell
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YOU MISPELLED PARODY JACKASS/Retard
It's always funny when someone misspells 'misspelled'
Just saw this movie, thought it was kinda funny. At least the totally ridiculous bits like fighting cows, one-boobed women and throwing babies down hills. Nothing original about the whole idea, though.
BTW IM RILLI SMART COS IM TEH PRESSEDENT OF THE UNTED STATESD AN I ONSE LANDED A PLANE ALMOST ALL BY MISELF SO THERE -
Movie_Tech — 21 years ago(January 11, 2005 12:38 AM)
I understood the parodyand layered humor and though I love his other work sans the thumb stuff I found this movie to miss the mark. I was really looking forward to this film and I still have hope for the sequel.
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cantstoppeeing — 21 years ago(September 26, 2004 09:56 AM)
I'm English too and I loved the movie although i can see how some people(like yourself)wouldnt like it. It wasn't ment to be the best moive ever or anything like that, it was just i silly little movie he made just for kicks and some people liked it.
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mikesurman105 — 21 years ago(September 27, 2004 05:05 AM)
You know imacooldude I'm glad someone like you has put a more thoughtful reply instead of trying to defend the film like it was a work of art.
Ok, Ok, I was a bit disgusted when I saw the film and posted my original message with venom & a bit of UK sarcasm but honestly & truly didn't find this film funny. Yet I find Airplane1908, Kentucky Fried Movie(which has a spoof of the ultimate Kung Fu movie Enter the Dragon) and Naked Gun hilariously funny but Kung Pow was just. lame!! Anyway here's to more posts!
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TT_Showbiz — 21 years ago(December 06, 2004 11:01 AM)
mikesurman105 you are god
Every time i make a post about this movie I am bambarded with "You don't understand it" or "tell me why you hate it" when not once have I heard someone describe why they liked this film. Except for people who say it was meant to be a spoof and stupid, well thanks that really makes the movie sound apealing
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mikesurman105 — 21 years ago(December 07, 2004 05:10 AM)
Thank you thank you & thank you!
I thought I was the only one!!
You must check out my 2nd reply where the guy says 'I have a BA so don't call me disabled' yet his punctuation is wrong and he spells disabled WRONG! There's nothing wrong with bad spelling or punctuation but when you try to prove your brain is working it does matter!!!
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phoenixfarrell — 21 years ago(December 11, 2004 03:10 PM)
Because this movie is Hilarious because I din't understand it at first but then became clear because it seemed like a funny movie when I saw the trailer in the Theaters so anyone like mikesurman is a moron who gets the ideas that whenever he thinks a movie is stupid without watching it or trying to understand it then those people are mentally retarded Bastards the scum of America.
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mikesurman105 — 21 years ago(December 12, 2004 03:04 AM)
Jesus Christ, what was the question again?
I love the USA and will be planning my trip for next year but people like this guy is THE spokesman for window lickers
We used to describe guys like this at school as an utter spastic..
Hispania, be ashamed, be very ashamed
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cered — 21 years ago(January 05, 2005 06:23 AM)I was going to reply with a couple of your lines in which i found rather hypocritic or just pointless to your cause of wait, what was your cause again? Oh ya.. making people that enjoy a movie, not enjoy it. So basically, you'd like to rain on peoples parades. And if you had your way, you'd Take a piece of enjoyment out of their life, all beit a small piece. I'm sure britian is glad they have you on their team.
Anyway, as I was saying, I was going to take some of your own very lines and simulate why you have yet to make a bit of sense, but quite honestly there's just too many of those examples. So rather then waste my time with where to begin, I'll just announce that nobody really cares what your awful opinion on this film was. I don't need to explain to you why I liked this movie. I did, and that's that. Just like you don't need to jam down my throat your hateful philosophy on what a good spoof is and what a bad spoof is.
Your inability to hold a stable conversation is your undoing.