Kung Pow is quite possibly the Worst film ever made…
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mikesurman105 — 21 years ago(December 07, 2004 05:10 AM)
Thank you thank you & thank you!
I thought I was the only one!!
You must check out my 2nd reply where the guy says 'I have a BA so don't call me disabled' yet his punctuation is wrong and he spells disabled WRONG! There's nothing wrong with bad spelling or punctuation but when you try to prove your brain is working it does matter!!!
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phoenixfarrell — 21 years ago(December 11, 2004 03:10 PM)
Because this movie is Hilarious because I din't understand it at first but then became clear because it seemed like a funny movie when I saw the trailer in the Theaters so anyone like mikesurman is a moron who gets the ideas that whenever he thinks a movie is stupid without watching it or trying to understand it then those people are mentally retarded Bastards the scum of America.
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mikesurman105 — 21 years ago(December 12, 2004 03:04 AM)
Jesus Christ, what was the question again?
I love the USA and will be planning my trip for next year but people like this guy is THE spokesman for window lickers
We used to describe guys like this at school as an utter spastic..
Hispania, be ashamed, be very ashamed
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cered — 21 years ago(January 05, 2005 06:23 AM)I was going to reply with a couple of your lines in which i found rather hypocritic or just pointless to your cause of wait, what was your cause again? Oh ya.. making people that enjoy a movie, not enjoy it. So basically, you'd like to rain on peoples parades. And if you had your way, you'd Take a piece of enjoyment out of their life, all beit a small piece. I'm sure britian is glad they have you on their team.
Anyway, as I was saying, I was going to take some of your own very lines and simulate why you have yet to make a bit of sense, but quite honestly there's just too many of those examples. So rather then waste my time with where to begin, I'll just announce that nobody really cares what your awful opinion on this film was. I don't need to explain to you why I liked this movie. I did, and that's that. Just like you don't need to jam down my throat your hateful philosophy on what a good spoof is and what a bad spoof is.
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mikesurman105 — 21 years ago(January 05, 2005 06:35 AM)
I love it, I just love it!!!
That was brilliant, keep up the good work!
By the way, you spelt Britain worng & without a capital B which proves you are an American. You are American right? If not your're either a thick Brit or a mastermind Aussie Answers on a postcard!
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mikesurman105 — 21 years ago(January 14, 2005 05:13 PM)
Thanks mate, a bit of support always helps!
You hit the nail there because I wouldn't really care a siht about this movie but it was the fact that some people were calling it a CLASSIC & the funniest film ever made. I think they need to get out more!
I just watched Napoleon Dynamite at my local UCI, this was meant to be stupid & the like but I just pissed myself from beginning to end! And the filming was very very good.. Catch it if you can!
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FelizSR — 21 years ago(February 02, 2005 06:10 PM)
I noticed a lot of people insulting this movie, but I'm ok with it.
For the record, I like this movie. I liked it enough to buy it on DVD. The question you guys seem to ask is, "Why do people like it?". The best way I can answer that is that some people can just leave their manners & morals at the door when watching a film. I can understand why a serious person would think this is the dumbest movie of all. It has childish voices & childish jokes, but I guess that's the appeal of it.
I think another thing that makes this movie good is that there is a lack of the "stupid" genre. When I say stupid, I mean movies like Airplane, Hot Shots, Space Balls & Scary Movie. Comedies that throw common sense out the window and present to you childish, weird humour. Presently there's a good amount of what I call "sane" comedy. Realistic situations where they may push boundaries a bit a few times, but could happen (American Pie,Napolean Dynamite & Harold & Kumar)
If I had to nitpick anything about the movie, I'd be the following:- Steve overacts/does too much in certain scenes (like doing a chipmonk gesture when surrounded).
- Some swearing would've fit certain scenes, like "It's Betty, you son of a pig..". I know it was meant as a joke, but some SouthPark humour would be nice :).
Maybe they had to please the studio, because I noticed that there's a scene cut out where the cow squirts milk on Steve chest/face (in a pronographic way). This might've been a storyboard, I forgot. - Stomach plug wasn't too appealing. Neither was the dancing with the forest animals
- Wimp Lo's lines (altough some good)were pretty dumb & not needed. Maybe I missed some of the jokes, but "I'm a man too you know. I go pee pee standing up" was probably better cut off.
As for worst movie I've seen. I think I'd give that title to You got served & Jason X. You got served had good dancing, but the script was garbage. Jason X. well Jason looked a little cool but that's it.
P.S. Please don't start bashing my post. I haven't bashed anyone's, so I hope to get the same. Simple/detailed reasoning will do just fine. No need for insulting.