I kicked his a$$
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anthonygrafton — 19 years ago(March 26, 2007 07:38 PM)
We were drunk too dude so the fight was pretty even considering we have absolutely no training whatsoever. I mean he took on two Jedi and we all know he held his own in that fight. And sorry but I didn't have time to pull out my camera as I was putting my foot in his a$$.
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sephiroth_73 — 18 years ago(April 26, 2007 10:54 AM)
6' 275 lbs?????!!!!!!!????????!!!!!! HOLY CR@P!!!!! That's the biggest pile of beep I have ever seen in place
"I kicked some actors ass, woop woop I've fulfilled a destiny"
Why couldnt you beat up someone else? Like your dad for the suffering hes brought society and the gene pool by helping to create you heh heh -
pmackers — 19 years ago(April 10, 2007 11:32 AM)
Why boast about beating someone up when it was two against one. were you not man enough to ask the guy outside and go at it one on one? people like you make me sick. Cant wait till you and your buddy/boyfriend get into a scrap with TWO other people who are sober at the time
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anthonygrafton — 19 years ago(April 10, 2007 11:57 AM)
Did you not read any of my previous posts? He started it, he is a trained warrior, we were defending ourselves. Why am I being made into the bad guy he5b4re? If he can hold his own against two jedi then holding his own against us should not have been a problem.
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Zerohero52 — 18 years ago(April 19, 2007 12:07 AM)
Dude you are lieing through your teeth. If that makes you feel any better. YOur not big your fat as crap. He would whoop your ass softness. I hate people who run there mouths about crap. Oh I bet he would hang out with you.
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harley_quinn_53 — 18 years ago(April 19, 2007 01:53 PM)
I got a really good laugh off of this, so much I had tears from all the laughter. You met Ray Park, posed for a picture, later had drinks with him where you got annoyed with his ranting, and then beat his a$$, and you didnt pull out that same camera to take a picture when you were done? If I ever meet someone who is famous, later go have drinks with them, you better believe my camera will be close by since no one is going to believe my story. And then if in the off chance I get to beat that persons a$$, you dont think I wouldnt pull that same camera out and take pictures of my victory.
This story is just full of humor. We all know that Ray Park has been trained in Martial Arts for at least 20 years, with that I can not see how you and your friend beat his a$$. Wait you said you beat him sumo style, I dont believe Ray knows sumo style, so of course you beat him, Duh rolls eyes thats like bringing a gun to a knife fight.
I am so shocked that no one has called him on his bull $hit since he keeps calling Ray Park a Sith Lord, and is insinuating that the Star Wars Universe is real. You said Ray Park is a Sith Lord, and he has taken on two Jedi at once Now I know you are a big Star Wars fan, I myself am too, however, you do know that it is all fake right? There are no people with Jedi powers.
You say you beat the a$$ of a Sith Lord who has taken on two Jedi, are you sure you both didnt beat up some 21 year old kid with a Darth Maul mask on? Because Ive met Ray Park a few times and never once did he ever show any Sith Lord / Jedi powers.
Just wanted to add that this past weekend I myself beat up Christian Bale, and hes Batman, so we all know what a bad a$$ he is, so everyone must bow before me.
Wait you are 6 tall and you are commenting on how much bigger you are than Ray? He is about 59!!! You are a small man, 3 make up the world to you! -
anthonygrafton — 18 years ago(April 19, 2007 08:43 PM)
You beat up Batman?????? Awesome. I wonder who would win in a fight Batman or Darth Maul? I would have to say Darth Maul, for one, he knows karate, two, he can use the force and three he can use a lightsaber. Batman just has a bunch of gadgets and $hit. Darth Maul would dominate.
A more interesting scenario would be who would win in a fight between Ray Park, me and Christian Bale. Well I already know I could kick your a$$ and since you beat up Christian Bale then by default I would also be able to beat him up and since I already kicked the crap out of Ray then I guess I would win.
Oh and by the way I am shocked too and it is also shocking that despite what you said, you never actually did it. MORON!!!!!!! -
harley_quinn_53 — 18 years ago(April 19, 2007 10:21 PM)
So you beat up females (yeah Im a girl too), screw dead people, and beat up short drunk people youre a great catch can I have your number?
Oh yeah, have you heard of sarcasm? And I figured if you could tell fairy - tales why cant I?
Okay enough playing around
First off, Ray Park doesnt know Karate. He has trained in Wu-Shu for the past 20 years. He also has a background in Wing Chun, Muah Thai Kickboxing and Kung Fu. I know this because My boyfriend and I met him at Wizard World 2 years ago. He and My boyfriend talked about Martial arts because my boyfriend has also trained in Karate, Kickboxing, Kung Fu and Brazilan Ju-jitsu for the past 7 years.
At no point, did Ray Park ever become violent or angry. See, when you have achieved a certain level in martial arts, you dont need to prove anything anymore. Which means you dont go around getting into bar fights. And if Ray were forced to defend himself, I seriously doubt a bald, fat, borderline retarded looking Star Wars geek would be the one to put him down.
And by the way, Segal and Van damn are both posers. Niether of them have ever done anything significant in Martial arts. Gene Lebel choked out Segal twice. Once at a tournament when Segal started mouthing off. And once on the set of Segal's own movie.
And Van Damn was studying with the German Ballet troup in berlin. He decided to come to California to become an actor. A stunt coordinator saw how flexible he was and showed him enough to convince most retarded geeks (I guess that worked, huh?) that he was a legitimate tough guy.
That should have been evident when he did the movie "Kickboxer"a movie in which he never used one Muah Thai technique, depsite the fact that the movie was set in Thailandb68that shouldve been your first clue. The second clue shouldve been when Van damn got beat down in a bar in Manhattan about 4 or 5 years ago. The Guy that beat him down was all over the Howard Stern show.why havent you done any tv or radio over your epic battle????
So do everyone a favor, unplug your X-box, get out of your mother's basement and go out and get yourself a life before you are playing "40-Year Old Virgin: the home game" -
harley_quinn_53 — 18 years ago(April 22, 2007 09:03 PM)
Skank? Thats the best you can do? So wait wait wait, you can beat down a "Sith Lord" but you cant think up a better comeback than "Skank"?
Wow, What a mental giant you must be. I bet you were the pride of your Special Ed class werent you? Did you get to wear the golden helmet?
So did you spend all that time thinking up that ray of brilliance? Is that why you never commented on all of the factual information I gave you on Ray Park, Van Damn and Segal? Or were you just embarrased that you are getting out argued by a woman? -
anthonygrafton — 18 years ago(April 23, 2007 02:17 PM)
First of all I was just answering your question. When chicks like you try and get my number I find it's usually best to let them down easy so they don't get their hopes up.
Se2000cond, what's wrong with skank??? I have always thought that was a pretty degrading term for a woman and I would bet that a lot of guys would agree with me especially in your case. A couple posts back you said "now I know you are a big Star Wars fan, I myself am too." Now I have seen the types of gals who call themselves Star Wars fans and let me tell you, they ain't pretty. So for you to insult me when it comes to looks well, I am sure you have heard the saying people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Now, the reason I never commented on your "facts" is because I couldn't really care less about the background of those guys. Whether they have a background in Sang Bang, Wang Chung, Jizz Jazz or Kung Pao it doesn't really matter and isn't relevant to this conversation.
What is relevant though is this. If you don't believe what happened then why do you keep responding? Chances are I am full of $hit and just doing this to get a rise out of people like you who for some reason take offense to my story and feel the need to try and refute it by telling stories about how martial artists don't drink, would never start fights and how they are all honorable people who only took up martial arts for the exercise and the ability to defend themselves. That's a bunch of crap and you know it. I have a feeling that there are a lot more John Kreeses out there then there are Mr. Miyagis and most of them are just looking for a fight. But the reason I think people like you keep responding is that there is no way they will ever be 100% sure that this incident never happened and it just drives them crazy to think that someone with no martial arts training could have beaten up a trained individual like this.
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harley_quinn_53 — 18 years ago(April 25, 2007 12:31 AM)
Wait, did someone who looks like Uncle Fester with Dow syndrome just criticize other people's appearance?
And to be perfectly honest with you, the only reason I have been arguing with you is because I knew sooner or later that you woulds admit that you were full of it. And you did by saying "Chances are Im full of $hit and just doing this to get a rise out of people". CHECK AND MATE!!! -
anthonygrafton — 18 years ago(April 25, 2007 08:22 AM)
First of all it's Down's Syndrome, it is really annoying arguing with someone who has a 3rd grade spelling level.
Anyway, I didn't admit anything. Had I admitted it I would have left out the "chances are" part of my statement or do you also need a lesson on the relationship and meaning of words and how they come together to form a statement?
The event in question happened whether you want to believe it or not. I wouldn't expect some comic book chick to understand the first thing about the circumstances that put me in that situation and how it played out after that.
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harley_quinn_53 — 18 years ago(April 26, 2007 02:07 AM)
Wait the guy who doesnt know that the Star Wars Universe is not real is calling me a comic book chick, like its a bad thing.
I understand how your little story played out. What I dont understand is how a man who has message board after message board about him saying how nice of a person he is. How he just thinks of his fans, and doesnt care about the money bs of the business. If you go to youtube there are a ton of video clips showing him just playing with the fans, teaching other Star Wars geeks how to act out a lightsaber fight. So explain to me how you are the only person who has come in to contact with the whiney little 13itch side?
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CentralKarma — 18 years ago(April 27, 2007 10:52 AM)
your a big plug buddy, if your such a good fighter why dont you enter into the world championships, just like Ray Park did. I mean if you beat him up you could almost win it, he only came second. Also you keep tell everyone on this board that you could beat them up, when really you would get tried after 2 minutes. I've seen fat people fight, they are slow, an expert fighter like Ray Park would be fast, speed is very important in fighting.